Super Robot Taisen GF
Written by Darkranger12 and Shanejayell
Chapter 1
January 12th 2220 AD Megatokyo Japan Earth
Rabby woke up to an unfamiliar ceiling which was a part of an equally unfamiliar recovery room. Rabby blinked then slowly sat up in the bed. "Where...am I?"
"Lie down, please. We're still checking you over," the UGLIEST woman Rabby had ever seen said.
Rabby spoke but the english translator program had a few problems with her alien language. "Where the fuck I am. Where is this place?"
"Why is she saying 'fuck' every third word?"
"Dunno. Sailor?"
"Easy," a familiar voice said, speaking Solonoid and not the strange gibberish these beings used. Rabby blinked, looked around then smiled when a familiar purple haired woman approached the bed.
"Catty!" Rabby beamed and hugged her.
"Eager." Catty teased.
"Its so good to see you again," Rabby sighed then asked her. "Where are we? What's going on? Why does that ugly one REALLY need a shave?"
"It's a LONG story..." Catty sighed. "To start, you've just been awakened from cryosleep..."
"Oh." Rabby sighed then asked. "How long have I been out?"
"I don't know," Catty admitted, "I'm still figuring out how to convert the local time scales."
"Oh good." Rabby nodded. "Where are we?"
"You're on planet earth." A tan woman walked up.
"Dirt?" Rabby blinked.
Dustine arched an eyebrow.
"Translation glitch," Catty noted to Dustine then looked back to Rabby. "To us it would be Terra."
"We're at the ninth system?!" Rabby exclaimed.
Dustine looked confused, as Catty hadn't explained that yet
"Long story." Catty smiled politely at Dustine.
"I'm gonna need to hear that story." Dustine noted.
"Later. Anyway..." Catty addressed Rabby, "We're safe, for now."
"What about our enemies." Rabby asked.
"Unknown. Probably deceased by now." Catty replied then held out a jumpsuit. "You should get dressed. The bridge crew is waiting for you."
"Um. Right." Rabby nodded and took the jumpsuit as Dustine for the male techs to to leave.
"Thanks," Rabby quickly pulled on the simple jumpsuit. After she did she tried to line up the buttons but in her still groggy state she was having trouble doing so. "Geh."
"Here," Catty stepped in and did her up
"Oh. Thank you." Rabby blushed.
"No problem." Catty flashed a smile and did up her buttons. When she was done catty took her hand. "This way please. I'll show the way."
Dustine followed them out and down a long corridor.
"This is Dustine Ageni," Catty introduced her as they walked. "She works for a group called UN SPACY."
"UN SPACY...?" Rabby blinked.
"United Nations Space Navy." Dustine explained.
"Similar to our space force, if somewhat more mixed in vessels and such," Catty noted
"Gives us more combat flexibility," Dustine shrugged as they walked through the halls. Rabby noticed several very ugly people as she walked. What was up with that?
Meanwhile, Dustine was wondering how they would explain 'gender' to these folks. From what Catty has told her, the Solnoids were, during the time of their conflicts with their enemy, a single gender alien race born though advanced technology and cloning.
They eventually reached the lounge where the rest of rabby's bridge crew was.
"Rabby!" Patty and Rumy smiled and ran up to greet her.
"Patty, Rumy!" Rabby said as she hugged them.
Catty and Dustine smiled as they just stood inside the lounge.
"Oi. you're finally awake." A blonde bopped her arm
"Nice to see you too Lufy." Rabby rubbed her arm.
"Don't go hitting your friend to much." Shildy poked Lufy's cheek. "She just came out of cryosleep."
Captain Eluza smiled fondly at the girls. She turned to Dustine and smiled "Thanks for bringing her here."
"Ah don't mention it." Dustine rubbed the back of her head.
As the young women talked Captain Eluza asked Dustine, "Any updates on our ship?"
"Your ships main hull, from what I understand, is mostly intact," Dustine explained then added. "Power systems are nominal in some sections, including cryostasis, while your drive system is shot. The lower hull is a mangled mess though. There was a comm dish on the neck of your ship. Erm its mangled too."
'So comms are out..." Eluza sighed then stated. "I suspect we're VERY lucky the drive didn't explode."
"indeed." Dustine nodded.
"Can you repair her?" Eluza wondered
"Some of the systems yes." Dustine admited then scratched her cheek. "But..."
"But..." Eluza blinked.
"We're still studying your drive tech..." Dustine noted. "The G Cancellor is quite different from what we use. Its like...well...a hyperspace drive or a transwarp drive."
"So you can't..." Eluza noted.
"Not for some time no..." Dustine shook her head.
"Where'd you find the ship?" Eluza asked.
"In the mountain ranges on this archepeligo, or group of islands," Dustine noted. "It was unearthed after a massiuve seismic event happened in the Kanto region. We're currently excavating the site..."
"Mmm." Eluza nodded then asked her. "Have you told the others how long we've been out?"
"Not yet...its gonna be hard to digest I think." Dustine noted.
"Hundreds of thousands of years, in your terms," Eluza agreed
"Aye..." Dustine nodded then sighed. "Do you think they'll have questions?"
"Yes." Eluza nodded.
"Fair enough." Dustine nodded then smiled. "Lets let them down gently together."
Eluza gave her a odd look. "I REALLY dont think 'letting them down gently' is possible..."
"Fair enough." Dustine nodded. "Lets go."
"Everyone, we need to tell you something. Eluza said as they walked up.
"You've been talking in a hushed tone over there..." Rabby frowned, suspecting something. "...is there something you should share with us?":
"Yes," Dustine started, then stopped. She looked at Eluza who nodded. "You know what it's like when you oversleep?"
"Yeah?" Rabby and the other ones nodded while Eluza gave her an odd look.
"WEll THIS one's a doozy..." Dustine grinned sheepishly.
"Just tell us already!" Rabby exclaimed.
"Wow you didn't need to yell." Dustine winced.
Catty cut in, deadpan, "We've been sleeping for thousands of years."
"Thousands..." Rabby said then looked at Eluza. "Is that true?! What about the ship."
"Crash landed and inoperable for now." Eluza sighed.
"...and we were escaping climax at the battle of Embryo." Catty noted.
Lufy noted, "Well, at least I no longer have to pay my bar tab..."
Rabby cracked a smile for a moment then asked Dustine. "So what now?"
"For right now you'll be staying here at this base." Dustine said firmly.
"We won't be cooped up in the lab will we?" Rumy asked.
"No. Far from that." Dustine shook her head then smiled. "We'll put you in a group dorm on the base far away from the lab."
"Oh good...I thought you were going to experiment on me." Patty sighed.
"I'll play doctor with you ANYTIME," Rabby teased Patty.
"Rabby!" Patty swatted her arm.
"Where did you get that Idea." Dustine blinked, ignoring the entendere.
"Catty." Both replied.
"I watched independence day..." Catty noted then added thoughtfully. "The science was HILARIOUSLY bad."
All the Starleaf crew were looking at them blankly.
"At any rate...would you all like to get settled into your new living quarters?" Dustine asked them.
"YES!" The girls replied unanimously.
Later...
"So are they settled in?" Commander Katsuragi asked
"Yes ma'am." Dustine nodded then sighed. "I haven't explained everything to them but it'll take some time."
"Men are going to be a issue. Are we certain they are a single gender race?" Misato asked
"It looks that way..." Dustine sighed then shook her head. "We have a database but it's taking some time to decipher it."
"And Catty has been a resource, I assume," Misato mused
"I don't completely trust her," Dustine admitted. "Her first loyalty is to the Solonoids, after all."
"I see..." Misato nodded then sighed. "Well don't press her. But we'll have to explain dual gender races to them."
"Aye. Anything else." Dustine nodded.
"Nope. Dismissed." Misato shook her head.
Dustine saluted and left Misato to her paper work. She looked at it and sighed. "I should have asked her help me with this!"
Later that night...
"I'm hoooooome," Dustine called out as she walked into her apartment.
"Welcome back..." Someone called out. Dustine smiled and pulled off her shoes only to be greeted by a woman who had long red hair and light blue eye. She was in her casual clothes and wearing an apron over them.
"Did you want dinner... a bath...or ME?" she purred.
"Dinner."
"AWWW." Rias pouted.
"I'll have you later." Dustine purred back and winked.
Rias laughed warmly then asked. "How was your day?".
"The usual," Dustine shrugged her shoulders as she loosened her clothes a bit.
"Reviving the XO of the Star Leaf?" Rias asked
Dustine nodded. "The rest of the bridge crew was revived earlier."
"I see..." Rias nodded as they walked into the interior of the apartment. The common room was tastefully decorated and had a table for dining and a entertainment station on the far side of the wall.
"Sit...dinner is almost ready." Rias grinned.
"There's something vaguely weird about a Commodore serving me dinner..." Dustine smiled contritely.
Rias just laughed. "You cook tomorrow."
"What about Nanoha and Fate?" Dustine asked.
"Katsuragi tells me that they're out on Maneuvers tomorrow. So you still cook." Rias noted.
"Fair enough." Dustine grinned.
"Be right back..." Rias trotted out
"Riiight." Dustine nodded and tugged her ascot off. As Rias got dinner, Dustine started to consider her future with Rias and her other loves. For the moment, she was thankful that Rias was in Fleet operations while she was in Base Ops. Or dating her would violate regulations. Problem was she yearned to be up there with her at times.
As for Nanoha and Fate, they were apart of base defense but not her subordinates. So that didn't violate regulations either. She'd have to talk with her family though about her future plans with them though.
"On day at a time I guess," Dustine hummed.
"We're hoooooooome." Two voices called out.
Dustine smiled as two women entered. One was blonde and the other had red brown hair. "Welcome back."
"Thanks." Nanoha and Fate smiled.
"Your just in time for dinner..." Rias smiled as she brought in a hot pot and drinks. She put the hot pot in the center of the table then pulled out some wine. "Drinks?"
"One drink only," Dustine noted. "We're working tommorrow."
"Same here." Rias agreed as she served the food to her housemates.
"Still on station in the mountains for the Starleaf?" Dustine asked.
"Yep." Rias nodded then sighed. "We'll be there for a while too."
"Its kinda lucky that the starleaf was found here, eh?" Dustine smiled half wryly and half contritely
"A bit unlucky too." Rias noted as she dished out their meal in bowls. "We're in GENOMs backyard after all."
"Don't worry," Dustine smiled then pointed a thumb at her chest. "Thats where security and internal security comes into play."
"Just be mindful of hacking, dear," Rias sighed. "Or disguised Boomers. Thankfully Genom can't get them smaller than football player sized..."
"Thats the truth." Dustine nodded then dug into her meal.
"Oh and Undercover 33C boomers..." Rias noted as she dug into her meal as well.
Dustine nearly choked. "There's a worry..."
"You're blushing." Rias grinned as she played with her food a little. "Having ...naughty thoughts?"
"Nooo..."
"Liar."
Rias snorted then leered at her with a naughty grin. "Shall I help you with those naughty thoughts."
"Later." Dustine winked. The two continued to eat and chat until they finished their meal. After that thegroup moved to the futon to watch some tv. Well only Dustin was really watching the program. Nanoha was flipping through a magazine while Fate was glancing over her shoulder. Rias, on the other hand, was staring out the window while gently swirling her glass. Dustine noticed her mood and turned to the red haired Commodore.
"Something wrong?" Dustine asked her
"There was an intrusion attempt at Starleaf base the other day," Rias glanced at her.
"I've heard," Dustine frowned then asked. "Do you know who the culprits were?"
"Hammer Industries and the US military," Rias noted.
"US military black projects you mean," Dustine corrected.
"Yeah, yeah..." Rias waved that off
"So, did they get any data?" Nanoha wondered as Fate and she turned their attention to the conversation.
"We're not sure..." Rias frowned then sighed. "But what we do know is they were searching for data on the starleaf before we shut them out."
"Ooof. Your teams might need to up your barrier protection if they got that far." Dustine noted.
"Hmm. I'll advise our chief, Signum," Rias noted
"Might also have someone who's leaking info. I thought the Starleaf repair project was top secret?" Fate noted.
"It was top secret." Rias frowned then pouted. "Or so we thought."
"There there..." Dustine patted her shoulder.
"I don't like the fact that other earth nations and companies are spying on us." Rias frowned then asked her. "Are we not their protectors?!"
"We are," Dustine offered. "Its just that some companies have their own interests, that's all."
"lovely." Rias frowned.
"Your cute when you're mad." Dustine giggled.
"I'm being serious here." Rias frowned. "We need to trust each other."
"Well...Here's a depressing thought." Dustine mused.
"OH?" Rias asked
"The US representative to UN SPACY could have leaked it to their own 'bad guys.' " Dustine suggested
"Oh lovely..." Rias sighed
"We don't even know who they are... just a rumor about something called Hydra." Dustine mused.
"Is SHIELD looking into it?" Nanoha asked.
"I assume so. They're not in my chain of command." Dustine shrugged.
"I see." Rias sighed.
"At any rate. The girls are safe for now." Dustine yawned.
"Good to hear. Shall we go to bed now?" Rias grinned.
"Sure. I'll try not to fall asleep on you." Dustine grinned as she got up.
"I intend to keep you up a bit..." Rias winked.
"Do tell. Dustine grinned.
As Dustine and the others went to bed, The bridge crew of the Starleaf were having a roundtable discussion in their temporary quarters.
"So to sum things up we're on a distant yet life producing planet," Rabby mused. "Our ship is damaged and we can't communicate to any other ships or other outposts in the galaxy for the time being."
"Say if we did get it up and running. What then. Think our people are still around?" Lufy asked.
"We've been asleep for a very long time..." Sally noted then shook her head sadly. "The battle of Sigma Narse took out the rest of the main fleet with only a few survivors remaining. The odds of any fleet still being around is very, very, very small."
"An automated outpost is more likely." Catty noted.
"I have another thought," Eluza noted then frowned. "We might find our people's descendants... but not the Solonoids themselves."
"It is a possibility." Catty agreed.
"So do we start looking soon?" Lufy grinned.
"Do you think UN SPACY would just let us leave?" Rabby frowned at her
"Steal a ship?" Lufy shrugged casually
"No stealing! Bad Lufy!" Miti scolded her.
"Don't scold me, Galley Keep," Lufy grumbled.
"A captain can't just abandon those who are still in cryo." Eluza noted.
"That's right." Amy noted. "There might be still people left."
"So take off once we'rre all up," Lufy shrugged
"We've also been in cryo for longer than anyone in our records," Amy observed. "We have no idea what that could do to us. I'd rather have us stay here, if only to be medically monitotred..."
"Ugh. Point..."
"Plus I've asked for a star chart." Patty noted. She produced it and laid it out for them to see. "The humans have already have traveled far but..."
"I don't recognize any of this..." Rabby frowned
"Me neither," Eluza shook her head. "Another reason I want to get our ship operational. If we can access our computers, we could comopare maps and maybe figure this out..."
"Has Ikari said when we can get access?"
"Not yet because the ship is unsafe due to radiation and broken wiring," Sally frowned in frustration. "We have armored space suits, for crying out loud."
"We could ask again in a day or two." Eluza sighed.
"Agreed." Rabby nodded.
"Now that that's settled lets get something to eat from the kitchen." Eluza smiled.
"Want me to help?" Miti smiled.
"It's FINE. How hard can it be?"
one fire later
"WHAT HAPPENED?" Dustine demanded
"Sorry the stove and the ingredients weren't labelled properly." Rabby sighed.
Yui was looking at the mess with amusement. "This is nearly as bad as when Asuka cooks."
"NOT HELPING," Dustne told her then sighed. "I'll have to report this to Misato and have this mess cleaned up by the tech crews."
"I'm STILL hungry by the way..."
Dustine just STARED.
"We can't really take them to one of the mess halls can we?" Dustine asked.
"They're still in quarantine for the moment," Yui noted.
"I'll see if I can get you all something to eat." Dustine noted
"Thank you." Rabby beamed while touching Dustine's shoulder .
"Erm..." Dustine blinked.
"Well thats one way to get solnoid space germs." Yui rolled her eyes.
"Ack. Sorry." Rabby replied.
"Thats fine."
"Oh thats right!" Amy hummed then frowned. "You're worried about our diseases contaminating your people. So why aren't you guys wearing protective gear then."
"We get drenched everytime we leave here." Dustine sighed.
"Its not pretty." Yui noted.
To Be Continued...