Sasuke, Naruto, Gaara, Chiyobaasama, Sakura, Iruka, Kabuto, Kaonohamaru, Orochimaru

One day sasuke and naruto were having sex. Sakura in and was surprised was see them like that, she never noticed that boys could do that before. She tilted her head in confusion and tears came to her eyes. And she staring crying. And sasuke jerk his head from naruto's nape….and he threw a kunai at her and said

"Get. Out. Bitch."

Sakura runs out still crying and ran into a comfortable warm body. Slowly arms circled her arms slowing around her frauile heaving boy….

Suddenly a warm, seductively , raspy voice said why are you crying sakura. Let me wipe your tears away. And a warm disheveled tongue graced her cheek.

Sakura said "Oh Chiyobaasama, can we go to your room? I saw the most horrifying image just now. I can't believe it!"

Chiyobaasama nodded understandingly. "Of course my little pumpkin, we can go to my room and have a cup of tea in your vagina."

This slightly startled sakura, but she eventually nodded in acceptance because she had grown used to Chiyobaasama's forward ways. "I would like a normal cup of tea, thank you," Sakura said after a moment, smiling coyly. Clearly she was playing hard to get.

Eventually they made it to Chiyobaasama's room because Chiyobaasma was so slow and wanted to make out with Sakura a couple times against the wall. This completely scarred Iruka for life. Kabuto, however, had ideas. And went to go see Orochimaru who was currently banging Konohamaru. This was no deterrence to Kabuto, who simply undressed and joined from behind. Orochimaru really liked it up the ass.

In any case, back to Chiyobaasama and Sakura. Sakura felt a little tired after her tea and laid down on Chiyobaasma's bed which smelled deliciously like bengay. "Mmm." Sakura said, enjoying the comforting smell of her most favourite place to sleep.

Chiyobaasama wasted no time in getting undressed. Her saggy skin was slowly revealed as she took off her nun outfit. When she was completely undressed, Sakura stared lovingly at her delicious folds. "I love it when you pay attention to me like this Chiyobaasama," She said.

"I'm just getting started, Sakura," Chiyobaasama said, taking a hold of her tight bun and releasing her hair from its imprisonment. It stayed in the same position for like ten minutes while Chiyobaasam slowly walked over to Sakura. Who had amazingly undressed herself really quickly in ten minutes. It was amazing.

When Chiyobaasama made it on top of Sakura, her hair had fallen down in waviy cascades of bunness. It was totally greasy and slightly balding. But Sakura ran her hands through it.

"Today, I saw Sasuke giving it to Naruto up the ass," Sakura said, as Chiyobaasama fingered her.

"That is completely understandable," Chiyobaasama said. "I could smell their gayness from a mile away. Even over my bengay. Get it? Ben gay."

Sakura had a small laugh to herself. And then moaned pleasurably as Chiyobaasama's fingers gave her the most exquisite orgasm of her life.

After it was all over and they were dressed again, about two hours later. Sakura sat on the edge of the bed and swung her feet. "I wonder if they know that I am gay," She contemplated.

Gaara stuck his head into the room and smiled at Sakura. "Of course they know you are gay. You silly whore. They just don't care hahahaha"

And thus was Gaara's token appearance.

Later Sasuke was lying inside of Naruto after their lovemaking session.

Naruto looked up at Sasuke and frowned. "Was Sakura here?"

Sasuke shrugged. "No."

The end.