Waluigi Hates…
Yoshi
Waluigi sat on his couch at his decrepit looking house. He ate cold pizza and stale chips as he watched TV. "Waa. Waluigi needs a vacation." He got up. His body barley supporting his skinny legs.
He looked in the phone book for a vacation spot. "Isle Delfino. Nah. Diamond City. No. Bowser`s Enchanted Inferno? Nice Try. Ah!" He pointed to an actually good looking spot. "Yoshi`s Island. I`ll go there!"
He packed up his things including the pizza and TV. Waluigi then realized and said. "Wait, I don`t have any money…. Hmmmm….."
Later…. A plane was shipping cargo to Yoshi`s Island. The Toad pilots were packing up and talking so they didn`t notice Waluigi sneaking aboard. He then snuck inside a suitcase. "Heh. They`ll never expect me in here. Heh. Now time to catch up on Golden Girls." One Toad Pilot said. "Did you hear that?" The other said. "Yeah!" He started dancing. "Whats with you today…."
Later the plane landed and Waluigi darted out. "WAA! This place is amazing! Even the hills have eyes!" A hill said. "Rude." "WAAAAA SHUT UP STUPID HILL!"
Suddenly a Yoshi came up to him and said. "Yoshi! Yoshi! Yoshi!" "Huh?" Waluigi said. "Yoshi!" Waluigi said. "Do you speak English?" "Yoshi?" "ENGLISH STUPID DINOSAUR DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"
….."Yoshi?" Waluigi in a fit of rage screamed. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA." He kicked the poor dinosaur. In a way of defense Yoshi swallowed Waluigi and turned him into an egg. The egg shoke before Waluigi popped back out again. He growled.
He then noticed Yoshi had a saddle on his back. He jumped on and said. "HI-HO OPRAH AWAY! I`m pretty sure that's how it goes." Yoshi said. "YOSHI!" Suddenly a storm of Yoshis came after Waluigi. Even a helicopter with Yoshis came after him. Waluigi kept firing eggs at the Yoshis causing them to explode.
He threw one at the helicopter and that exploded too. Suddenly A giant pit came. Waluigi knew he couldn`t cross that so…. He bounced off of Yoshi`s head causing them all to fall. Then got ate by another Yoshi. Waluigi screamed. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"