Let it be known there is probably a million mistakes in here, but I had to post this story, because It was in a dream one night, and I had to write it. The idea of Hidan being a god to a puppy was just such a beautiful friendship (omfg). And, of course, in order for it to be his pup he has to Jashinize it. *shot*
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A black and white puppy sat in an alleyway in Konoha, watching the rain as it splashed in drops to the ground. His whimpered as one landed on his nose, then another and another. But seeing that he was standing in the rain, he didn't mind. He lept on top of a trash can, then gracefully jumped to another one, tripped and knocked the lid off. He slipped into the path way and two speeding ninja almost ran into him. He swirved out of the way and dashed toward another alleyway across from the last one he was in, and sat down. He streched out and silently layed his head on his paws, gazing up at the ninja as they dashed by. What he would give to have an owner, any would do. He began to whine, as most dogs do when they're sad or lonely. But as a new, strange scent drifted past his nose, he raised his head. A shadow ranged down past the corner, followed by another one that appeared to have an awkwardly shaped head. Almost like he was wearing a mask. The two appeared to be running away from something or someone, and the puppy slowly began to feel uneasy as the two people ran into the alleyway he was resting in. The man with the strange mask, the pup could tell was from the waterfall village, twisted around the corner and jumped on top of the home bordering the alleyway, and yelled at the man following him. "Hidan, we don't have time to lallygag!"
The second man, Hidan, took his time following the first. "Why can't I use them for my ritual? Who the fuck put you in charge?" He scowled and sneared, "Who the fuck says 'lallygag' anymore, besides fags? Oh, right, you are one." Kakuzu glared at the man, who the pup couldn't see from his angle.
Hidan sped up his pace anyways, not wanting to argue with Kakuzu. As the man rounded the corner, puppy backed up, but not soon enough. Hidan tripped over him, landing head first in a puddle. "What the fuck did I just trip over?" Hidan said, head still in the water, probably in anger. Kakuzu began to laugh histericly behing his mask, and Hidan pushed himself up, glaring at his partner. "Well?" Hidan twisted around and his maroon eyes met with green eyes. "A fuckin dog?" He growled and turned to grab it by it's scruff. "Kakuzu, let's fuckin go. I'm not done with this little shit." The pup whimpered as the ground left his paws and he was being carried through the air by his scruff. "Quiet. Your a fuckin sissy dog if you can't stand this. You have no fuckin idea what I've been through." The pup clenched his teeth to avoid drawing attention to himself again by Hidan. He eyed the scythe on the man's back and trembled. It was covered in a stinky liquid the pup reconized as blood. The rain slowly washed it off, and the pup began to tense as he felt a change in terrain and Hidan's feet hit solid ground. Hidan pulled the dog out of his cloak and held it in from of his face. "You're a worthless pile of fuckin fur." Hidan insulted, narrowing his eyes at the trembling puppy in front of him. "But I can't help but think that you're actually fuckin worth something." He placed the dog on the ground, and he wimpered as he hit the hard ground. "Follow me." ordered Hidan as he began to dash through the town, trying his best to be unnoticed. The pup began to run after him, hardly at ninja speed. Kakuzu sighed, gripped the dog in his tenticles and ran after Hidan. The rain pounded harder, and the ground became smoother, softer and muddier. Hidan tokk refuge on a tree limb, and Kakuzu jumped up as well, placing the pup down and leaning against the trunk, taking his money out and counting it.
Hidan crossed his arms and glared at Kakuzu. "We're stuck in Konoha in a huge rain storm with a fuckin dog, and the only fuckin thing you can think about is fuckin money?" Kakuzu raised his green eyes threateningly, then lowered them down toward his money again. Hidan reached back toward his scythe, then thought better of it and put his hands on his knees. "So, dog." Hidan stared the dog in the eyes like he was dead serious. "Is there anything special you can do?" The pup tilted his head sideways, staring Hidan just as evenly in the eyes. "So....no? Or yes?" The pup barked. Hidan groaned. "This is fuckin useless!" He grabbed his scythe and raised it in the air. "I should just sacrafice you right now."
"Don't get any blood on my money." Said Kakuzu, raising his head to stare at the small dog.
"Don't fuckin worry, I will." Hidan mocked sarcasticly, raising his eyes to glare a Kakuzu. He returned his gaze to the pup in front of him and was about to bring his scythe down when two kunai buzzed past his face and planted themselves in the next tree, causing droplets resting in the leaves to rain down on the two Akatsuki members and the dog. Kakuzu snarled at the wet money, and Hidan snickered at the bad aim of the Konoha ninja.
"What the fuck kind of aim was that?" He yelled, cupping his hands around his mouth to make sure the ninja heard. "I could hit a butterfly I bet 50 fuckin times, faster than you could hit a fuckin whale!" Another kunai, aimed directly at Hidan's heart, soared through the sky and hit it's target directly, driving straight into his chest. The pup flinched as drops of blood hit his nose and the stench filled his nostrils. He jumped back and hit Kakuzu, knocking money out of his hands. The ryo fell to the ground underneath, and the rain slowly made it sink into the mud.
The look of shock and anger echoed on Kakuzu's face, and the pup slowly backed toward Hidan, who had pulled the kunai out and was preparing to leap down to solid ground. He grabbed the pup's scruff and made his leap, landing directly in front of the ninja. His chest pumped more blood out of his body, and he circled himself with a triangle, surrounded by a circle. The pup wrinkled his nose at the blood around him, and Hidan smiled at the dog's reaction. "Don't like blood much, eh?" Hidan smirked, pulling out his scythe and turning to look at the ninja he was fighting. "Bring it, assholes!" The puppy leaned forward on his paws and gazed down at the religious diagram. He remembered something like this in his past, but it was all blank to him now. The pup gazed forward toward the ninja as well. These three he did not reconize, but he felt hostile toward them, just as Hidan did. He felt a growl trill through his body, and he focused ahead of himself. A female with dark green hair, a male with orange hair, and a silver-haired male glared back at them. The silver-haired male held a large spear, that was covered with spikes until the metal of the neck met with the handle. It glistened in the rain, and the pup felt a chill run through his fur. The female had her hands posed, as if in a jutsu, and the pup had instinct to see exactly what she was doing. He tilted his head and traced her gaze back to Kakuzu, who surprisingly was still in the tree.
The woman dropped her hands to her sides and smirked. "One down." Hidan swirved around to gaze at his partner too.
"She fuckin froze him!" He said, turning back to the enemy ninja. "Oh well, he should've seen it fuckin coming." He sneered, then added an extra, "Slowpoke."
The last ninja, the orange haired boy, made two hand signs, and in a poof of smoke, a small white dog, smiliar to the pup Hidan had found, stood at the boy's side, growling. This dog, unlike Hidan's, had white spots and was slightly bigger then Hidan's puppy. "Hehe." commented orange hair on the surprised looks of both Hidan and the pup. "Name's Yamo, the dog here. Like 'im?"
"No. This dog'll whoop your ass." Hidan snickered, pointing his scythe's end at the pup next to him. "And if he doesn't, then I fuckin will." Hidan gripped his scythe in both hands, then with an effortless toss and some rope manipulting, hit the female in the arm, knocking her to the ground. "My first victem." He smirked, and projected the scythe back toward him, sticking his tongue out and hungrily lapped the blood off the blade. He leaned it down toward the pup. The pup sniffed the tip, then licked a bit off and made a face at the taste of fresh blood. Hidan smiled at his battle partner's reaction, then swung his scythe again, managing to draw blood from the orange haired boy. He took in this blood too. As he shot for the gray haired male, the ninja blocked the shot with a swing of his spear, then ran to his partner's sides to check if they were okay.
By now, the pup had taken in two people's blood and was beginning to feel different. He wasn't sure if the blood was getting to his brain, or if he was becoming sick. Hidan noticed the pup's change in attitude and gave him a strange look. "Here..." Hidan pulled out his pendant that contained the same diagram they were standing in and placed it aroung the dog's neck. The pup gazed up at Hidan, who smirked back. "Jashin will help you." Jashin...Why does all this sound so familiar? The pup gazed down at the pendant around his neck and growled at his enemies again. He looked back at Hidan, and almost jumped when he noticed the man's skin had taken a skeletal design. "Ready? This is about to get fun." The female had risen to her feet and had begun to run at Hidan, creating a justu of some sort. "Oh no you fuckin don't!" Hidan yelled and pulled out a sharp tool. He raised it and stabbed it through his hand, then the other and grinned as the girl screamed and her hands began to bleed the same as Hidan's. The orange haired boy dropped to his knees and gazed at his hands too, shocked to find his bleeding as well. He yelled in pain, and Hidan found himself laughing. The pup gazed up at him questioningly, and Hidan stared down at him, then forward again.
"Should I play with my prey, or just kill them now?" Hidan asked as the girl found her way to her feet. The pup, unknowingly raised his ears in shrugging format, and Hidan jabbed the stick through his leg to cause the girl down again. "Why the fuck am I asking a dog anyways?" Hidan asked himself. He shrugged. "Well, I guess it's mine now anyways." The dog raised his ears at the sound being owned. He had started out on a street and moments later became a pet and a battle partner. He growled with a hint of happiness, and felt a tingle and a jolt as a shock ran through him and his fur began to fade into a midnight black, and a ring of white with a triangle centered in it appeared above his tail. His claws grew longer and a skeletal pattern ran up his spine. He stared at himself in shock, then felt pride as Hidan stared at him, shocked as well, then smirked and nodded. "So, pup. Welcome to Jashin's side. Let's kill these heathens." The pup barked in agreement and gazed up questioningly. "Well, I guess you just...you are immortal, right?" The pup continued to stare up. Immortal? "Bite yourself and see if it effects them." The pup swirved around and chomped his tail, enduring the pain and then opened an eye to see what happened. The male and female grabbed their butts and Hidan cracked up. "You fuckin bit your tail and hurt their asses?" Hidan whiped an imaginary tear from under his eye, and chuckled again. "Ok, we can kill them both at once." Hidan lifted his tool and held it to his heart. The female stared mercy-begging at him, and he snickered. "I'm not sparing you your life because your a girl." He sighed. "Whores always think I'll spare them. In her case, no." A look of horror from the girl and the boy shot across eachs face as Hidan plunged the stick through his chest, straight through his heart and he sighed, relief running through him.
The gray haired boy ran over to his teamates as both fell to the ground, spurting large amounts of blood. He was surprised to see Hidan still alive. Hidan pulled the stick out of his chest and smiled at the boy's fear. The boy grabbed his spear, gave Hidan a cold glare, and ran straight toward him, spear pointing forward. By now, Hidan's skin and the pup's fur had returned normal. Hidan raised his scythe and held it in front of him. He swung it through the air, and it swung a dangerous distance from the boy running at him. The boy jumped and aimed his spear carefully, and as his grip released on the body of his weapon, Hidan's scythe made a direct turn, from Hidan manipulating the rope, and, in one swift movement, the boy's head rolled from his body and landed next to his teamates. "Kakuzu!" Hidan called, turning his head to look at his partner. "I killed our followers. We can go now."
"The dog made me drop my fuckin money." Kakuzu said, waking from the jutsu to glare at Hidan's dog that was still gazing the disimbodied head. 'Can we kill it now?"
"Fuck, no!" Hidan yelled, holding his scythe in a protective stance that made Kakuzu confused.
"Why not? Weren't you just about too?" Kakuzu asked, grinding his teeth together behind his mask.
"He's a dog of Jashin now, Kakuzu." Hidan yelled, as if it were obvious. "He's my fuckin dog. I've even got a name for him." The dog perked his ears. A name! "I've decided to call him Zen." Kakuzu rolled his eyes and jumped down from the tree to land next to Hidan.
"Hidan, it's bad to grow attached. But whatever, it's too late now." Kakuzu growled.
"Attached my ass! Do you not see yourself with money?" Hidan wrapped the rope to his scythe around his waist and began to walk with Kakuzu trailing behind. "You're a fuckin whore with money!" The two began to argue, and Zen followed with a newfound pride in himself. I've got an owner. He thought, I've got a name, I've got a home. I belong.