It Just Wasn't Fair.
Author's Note: I'm still working on Wonderland Wedding but this idea has been gnawing at me all day.
He couldn't believe what had just happened. He could not believe that life could be that unfair, that cruel to someone like him. That gorgeous, sexy mouthwatering babe was the girlfriend of that…freak. Of all the people that he had to be seeing, why did it have to be someone that was that hot?
Worse, he was sure that their relationship was more than just physical. The freak seemed to genuinely care for and love his girl. His girl. Damn it, why did he get all the luck?
Jimmy slowly staggered to his feet and began to limp back to his room, his body throbbing in pain. As he passed by Rubin's apartment, he heard a loud cry of joy and ecstasy from within.
"RUBIN! OH GOD…OHHH….HARDER!"
Jimmy cursed and continued on to his hotel room, then lay on the bed and began sobbing, both from the pain in his crotch and from the knowledge that the freak was currently in bed with a gorgeous woman.
It just wasn't fair.