Kaliningrad's letters to the World

Dear whoever who's reading this:

Privyet, da? How's everyone doing? I hope awesome, like me and vati, da?

I saw mama and vati and dedushka getting lots of letters, and I wanna get letters too, ja?

Please, send me letters asking me things! I'll reply to everything!... Well, everything mama and vati think it's appropiate to reply to. We can also talk. I'd like to get some friends. I don't have many, since I study at home, instead of going to World Academy W. like the other provinces. My mama doesn't want me to go there, because he thinks I could get abducted or invaded by Mr. United States. Maybe he could be right. I'm still a kid after all, and I'm vulnerable. Well. Hope to hear from you soon!

Love,

Kaliningrad Oblast – Nikolai Gilbertovich Beilschmidt Braginsky.


A/N: I already did one for Kievan Rus', so why not one for Kaliningrad. You know, Kaliningrad is the baby Vanya is expecting in my "Mother Russia" fic. But here, I guess he'd be like 3 or 4 years old. He sounds older, huh? He's very mature and responsible (even more than his parents and granparents together). Well, go on. Ask stuff and I'll reply. Also I'm very proud to say that Kaliningrad is my OC. I made him. There's a picture I made of him in my deviantArt gallery, if you want to see it. That's all, now ask.

Kaliningrad Oblast (C) Me