1st multi-chapter fic :/

Oh gosh I don't think it's very good.

Bear with me =]=]=]=]=]=]=]

Max is alive btw

*1 NEW MESSSAGE*

Alec looked down at the notification on his phone. The only thing that had kept him from deleting his profile on Match was his pushy younger sister, Isabelle. He had never even got a message before, so hadn't seen the point.

But now there was one, and Alexander Gideon Lightwood was confused.

He wasn't exactly what you'd call 'good looking'. He wasn't half as interesting as his siblings. He wasn't even the one who had set up the profile. Guess who.

He slid his finger across the notification, unlocked his phone and viewed the message.

From: Magnus Bane

Hello, gorgeous! ;)

Wow.

He couldn't even deny it. This guy was hot.

One thing he knew for certain; guys like this did not like guys like him.

Alexander: I'm not interested in sex.

Oh God, what had made him type that? If he had been interested, he sure wasn't now.

No more than 2 seconds later, a reply came back.

Magnus: Darling, who do you think I am? You're just extremely beautiful.

Alec blushed. He wasn't beautiful. This guy was definitely diagnosed-level crazy.

Alexander: Um…thanks?

Magnus: No problem :)

That wasn't even a question. How was he supposed to answer that?

Magnus: What are you doing?

Alexander: Nm, just in my house.

Magnus: do you live alone?

Ok, that was creepy. Alec was ready to close the conversation when a new message popped up.

Magnus: Ok, too stalker-y?

Alexander: Yeah, kinda.

Magnus: Sorry, I guess talking to beautiful boys does that to me :)

Alexander: Um, thanks?

Magnus: You don't get complimented enough, I see.

This guy was going for it. He must want something, and by something he meant in-the-bedroom something. Alec knew he was not interesting, he knew he was not beautiful, and he knew he was not gorgeous.

And he knew it was impossible for someone to think so.