"SOME-BUNNY LUVS YOU!!!"
Misaki twitched and stared down at the painfully over colored card with hearts and bunny's plastered all over the front. Hesitantly, as if it would explode or jump out of his hand, he opened the folded parchment. When he had fully opened it, a bunny pop-out jumped at him with a bunch of ribbons on his little paper head. It smiled innocently enough up at him but Misaki knew there was an underlying threat beneath it.
The teen looked around the strangely quiet condo, having barely come home to find the card on the floor at his feet. He could practically hear the "Mission Impossible" theme playing in his head while he prowled around his own shared home, in search of his partner. He wasn't suppose to work right now since he finished his manuscript this morning and he wouldn't be out grocery shopping since the fridge was recently stocked.
He had scaled the whole apartment with no sign of Usagi, except for his bedroom. When the teen did look in the room, he found Akihiko sitting on his bed, holding and leafing through a magazine…wearing a bunny suit.
"Ah…"
"Hm?" he looked up, finally noticing the brunette, "Oh, hey Misaki."
"Wh…why…what are you…?" words couldn't form in his mouth from his shock alone. He was stuttering and pointing awkwardly, still baffled at the sight of the bunny suit.
"Oh, this? It's just like the card says, 'some-bunny loves you!'" he smirked devilishly, even with the ridiculous suit; he looked completely capable of looking menacing. He casually got off the bed and stalked over to the flabbergasted man, pinning him to the wall and taking advantage of his state.
"Wa-wait!" he cried out, only now noticing the advances. He struggled with the hold on his arms, blushing beet red.
"Don't worry; I'll take the bunny suit off so you don't need to worry…"
"Th-that's not what I meant, idiot!"
"But it's what you want…"
"What!? Ah, get off…!"