Vanellope's ass has been bleeding a ton lately. It sounds gross, because it is. Ever seen a girl's ass flow harder than Niagara Falls just for sitting down? I would hope not. So Vanellope does what any sensible girl would do, and thats go to the doctor. She went in for a rectal examination. Since she and Ralph had been getting quite intimately involved, Ralph suggested his favorite sexual act: Anal. Bet you could see why shes going to the doctor, huh? Anyway, that is getting away from our story here. Vanellope got to the doctor (his name is Victor, by the way) and asks him to take a look. He does. Before he can really see anything, Vanellope's ass begins to bleed. Jesus Christ, if only you were there, the doctor was jetted into the wall. Niagara Falls has NOTHING on this ass. As this was happening, Vanellope was getting scared. She couldn't believe this was happening. She was getting really lightheaded, like usual. The doctor managed to get out of the way of her ass-torrent and asked her what happened. She said she and Ralph were about to have sex, when she remembered his catch phrase. His ability in life. Ralph screamed, "I'M GONNA WRECK IT!" and begun to penetrate. The doctor stopped her right there. He knew what was happening. Instead of continuing this rather mortifying story, he asked her to tell her why she did it. Vanellope only had one thing to say.
"I thought Felix would fix it."