Hello! As many of us know, the amazing story "Marik and Bakura: 333 Ways" by the creative and skillful sailorblaze, was cancelled. I Private Messaged sailorblaze, and she gave me permission to continue this awesome story. So, without further ado, here is the continued 333 ways!
I don't own Yu-Gi-OH, Yu-Gi-OH Abridged, this list, the idea for this fic, or Everything You Know Is Wrong.
Everything you know is wrong,
Black is white, up is down and short is long,
And everything you thought was just so,
Important doesn't matter;
Everything you know is wrong,
Just forget the words and sing along,
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong!
At Target...
The dynamic duo exited the Marik Mobile and entered Target. Bakura took out the half-done list and read, " 'Number 164: Pour a bunch of lemonade from the entrance to the bathroom and come out saying someone should have told me where the bathroom was quicker.' Marik, you do it."
A few minutes later, Marik returned with a pitcher of lemonade.
"Where did you get the lemonade?" Bakura asked.
Marik replied, "Fanfiction convenience."
Bakura nodded as Marik poured the lemonade all over the floor in front of the bathroom. A few minutes later, Frank the zombie walked up to Marik.
"Diiiiiiid yooooouuuuu peeeeee oooon theeeee flooooor?" He asked.
"Someone should have told me where the EFF!ing bathroom was sooner!" He yelled, and then ran away from the bathroom area, leaving Frank too clean up the 'pee'.
Bakura crossed off number 164 and read "Number 165: Steal guns and ammo and shoot all the TV's you can find. Whoever blows up most wins."
A few minutes later, Marik and Bakura both had a nerf gun in both hands, as well as extra ammo. They both continued to the Electronics section and shot the TVs. Marik had used suction cup darts, so his ammo was running out quick because they were sticking to the TVs. Bakura had used regular darts, and continued to shoot the TVs with all the ammo he has, stopping to pick up the darts that fell to the ground before Marik could steal them.
A few minutes into their shooting game, Joey came up to them and asked "Hey, are ya supposed ta be doin' dat?"
Marik and Bakura exchanged looks, and started firing their guns at Joey until he fell to the ground yelling "Nyeeeeeee! Stop shootin' meeee! Nyeeee!"
When they ran out of ammo they both darted in opposite directions, leaving Joey, who had curled up into a ball, on the ground.
Marik crossed off number 165 and read " '166. Call the front desk and when they answer the phone say I'm sorry, your call could not be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again. Then call and say I'm sorry, I will have to put you on hold. Can you call back? I'm busy on isle 3.' You can do this one, fluffy."
Bakura pulled out his phone and called the front desk, who he conveniently had on speed dial.
"Hello?" Answered Cathy the cashier.
Bakura said back, "I'm sorry, your call could not be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again."
"What?" Cathy the confused cashier asked?
"I'm sorry, I will have to put you on hold," Bakura replied.
"Who is this? Is this that weird limey and his loud friend?" She asked.
Realizing his cover had been blown, he quickly replied "Can you call back? I'm busy on isle 3," and hung up.
"That was close," Marik said, and Bakura nodded his head in reply.
And now for the stinger!
Ryou ran up to Tristan and yelled "You have to help me, Tristan! My ring is evil and it's going to kill us all!" He yelled. Tristan backed away slowly, leaving Ryou open-mouthed.
"Please don't hurt me," He whispered to the ring. Insane laughter could be heard from the ring dangling around his neck.
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Well, there we have it! I hope you like it, I tried to make it as close to sailorblaze's as I could. Tell me what you thought, anyone who replied gets a free e-cookie. Anyone who doesn't gets a free e-hug, Melvin style!