Soon after Bilbo returned home from his adventure and counted all his spoons, he was the talk of the town. It's a good thing everyone had lived because they would come over and visit his hobbit hole often. Every other year they got together for reunions.
Thorin was strolling through on one such time, stroking his flowing hair as he walked. He heard a few whispers and looked over. A young hobbit ran over and looked up at him with wide eyes. "Are you the sexy dwarf?" The child asked.
Thorin almost choked on air in his surprise. He looked at this child again and tried to think of something to say. "W-Who told you about the sexy dwarf?" He asked.
The child pointed up towards Bilbo's house and Thorin nodded knowingly. "I suppose I am." He patted the child's head and continued walking.
Once to the top he knocked on the door and gave Bilbo a smirk when the hobbit answered. "So I'm the sexy dwarf am I?" He asked in a suggestive manner.
Bilbo gulped and nodded.
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Soon they started living together and they adopted a son named Frodo. They all lived very happily for the rest of their days, even having a family trip to a volcano at some point. The end.