Welcome to another story by mua! I know what you thinking! This is not a Frieza Romance! It is a Cell RomanceI just like to have you on your seat on every chapter! Muahahahahah! I'm so evil! But enjoy and my story Immortal Rain will be up shortly. Please try and Review guys!

Enter: Neka Youkai the Famous Cat Demon
By Akaida Felin'jin

"On planet far away there was a small girl about the age of 9, she had a loving mother and father, but a hateful brother. There wasn't much she could do to help her family from the throws of poverty, but then again what could she do? She was just a small girl. When she turned 10 she had a promise of great beauty. She would be so beautiful that her father could couldn't keep away from her.

Her 'loving' father had grown a crush on he and began to give her amazing gifts. But unfortunately her mother grew jealous, and grew to hate her daughter. When she came to the age of 11, her father had ruthlessly molested the poor girl, and threatened to kill her if she told anyone about their 'meeting'.

As she grew so did her cleverness, and witful mind. She grew to become a small thief and spy and began to spy on her parents. She turned 14 and her father could not hold his control and took away her only treasure: her innocence.

Her parents were killed and her mother, raped. She was able to escape in time, only to be captured by the Intergalactic Trade Federation and be forced to submit by their rules. She grew 16 and found a job as an assassin by Lord Frieza, Son of King Kold, King of the Ice'jins. She was handed a job by the Prince himself to go to Planet Earth, and assassinate a man named Goku or Kakkarot.

She landed but was shocked to find that he had already died, and he had a family as well. Earlier she had made a vow to never assassinate a married man with children. Especially if they were happy. She talked to Goku's family and found that they were getting ready to go to Namek and get the dragon balls to bring back their friends but Vegeta's siege.

She had listened in on one of Frieza's conversations with Zarbon and found that he wished for the desire to become Immortal. And she bargained to come with them, and find the dragon balls so she could keep Frieza from getting his wish.

As they arrived on Namek, Neka found Frieza and had gone out on her own, to spy on him and gain information to his strategies on how to get his wish.

THAT GIRL IS ME! NEKA YOUKAI! IT MEANS CATDEMON!"(So confusing)

The warm air slid across my back as I stood low to the ground upon a cliff from Frieza's sight. I never knew that spying on Frieza would be this much fun! He's always so unaware of everything around him. It's almost as if he's knows I'm here but doesn't care. I heard Zarbon to Frieza and his men yelling into the houses. Wonder who's home.

My question were answered as 4 Namekians came out fearful for their lives. I don't really blame 'em. I'd be scared too if strangers from another planet were invading my town, and holding a strange weapon up to my head!

As the Namekians came I heard Frieza speak in that oh so girlish voice." Ah, yes you must be the elder of this quaint village. I need information about a certain dragon ball. You wouldn't happen to know where it is, would you?", I absolutely despise that voice. Ughhh!

I just hope that those Namekians don't tell him. I'd rather die than tell him about the dragon balls.

"Name'nei son'e queto fawn mon'tefuelo yosk'e", Ooooh! Even better! Speak in your own language, that outta throw him off guard! Way to go Namekians! I didn't have to stop myself from beating the grass a little, but a little is all it took to gain dodo-brain's attention.

Dodoria looked up at me, or where I was sat." Hmmm, I thought I heard someone up there. Lord Frieza, permission to search?"

"Do what you will Dodoria. Just leave me out of it, if you can. If there is an intruder bring them to me. Now as I was saying. So you think you can trick by only speaking in your own tongue, well I know you speak our language too, so speak up."

I yelped and crawled backwards. There's no way I'm having Dodo catch me, even if it's the last thing I-. I yelped again this time I was caught by him. Damn!

"So what do you we have here? You wouldn't happen to be that stupid low level, Neka would you?"

I attempted to say no and get me outta this mess, but he stopped me." Oh, no now I remember. You are! What are you doing on Namek girl. Lord Frieza told you to go to Earth and assassinate a certain Sayain, didn't he?"

Maybe I can wing my self out of this one... I hope.gulp."Uh...you see, Frieza didn't actually tell me too assassinate him he just told me to...uh silence them, yeah! And I've done that so, um BYE!", I managed to gasped as I ran away. There's no way on Namek I'm gonna be taken back to that LIZARD! Heh, lizard!

Unfortunatly I wasn't able to out run dodo." Gotcha! Damn wench!", he had somehow managed to trip me and catch me in a bear hug. EWWWWW!"Now I'll take you to lord Frieza! I'm sure he knows how to set you straight."

Oh no, not me you fat tub of lard! I ain't going anywhere! I attempted to break free from his grasp once more but to no avail and I was simply carried like a caught prisoner.

Dodoria met up with Frieza in a few seconds and as soon as he landed he dropped me to the ground like rag doll. The nerve! I scowled bloody murder at him and my eyes strolled around to everybody looking at me. How embarrasing! Then my eyes met Frieza's. I knew he had a sadistic plan for me. But all I had to was look in his eyes.

"So, you think you can just walt right on any planet start roaming around without my consent. Especialy one that I'm on? Well?"

I winced but I wasn't defeated. I had a really good plan: humiliate him in front of everybody!" Well, what are you gonna do about, kill me?", everyone gasped at mt outburst. And Frieza's eyes widened. I knew I struck a nerve. There's no way I'm gonna let him win this battle.

Friea closed him eyes and steepled his fingers in slight meditation. Everyone just started at him, waiting for a response. Then when one came I nearly fell over!

"Your right, I can't kill you", As I said, I nearly fell over from his reply. I was appauled! What did he mean by he won't kill me? So I the next thing that came to mind: I asked him. Might as well be a smart ass about it too!

" Alright FRIEZY! What do you mean by that? Why aren't you gonna kill me?", I hope I didn't act like an idiot. Obviously, from the whispers, everybody must thing I'm crazy! Or stupid!

Frieza snarled and got out of his pod. I have bad feeling about this! He pulled me up by my hair and pulled me close to his face." If you ever, EVER, call me Friezy again! I will NOT hesitate to grant your death wish! IS THAT UNDERSTOOD?", He yelled in my face.

I snarled but got an idea and smirked in his face showing my fangs." If you say so Friieezy! Oops did I say that? I'm sOOoo sorry! I meant to call you Freezer!", BAM! I guess he wasn't kidding. The next thing I knew, I was a foot in rock wall, from where he punched me. Oh but I don't think he stopped there!

He came up to the hole and started punching me futher and futher in the wall, I heard a rib or too snap. But I've been in much more pain! I heard yelling and when I looked up I saw Gohan punch Frieza away from me.

Krillin came too and hauled me out of there, while Gohan was getting the Namekian kid. When Krillin had fully out run Dodoria, he gave me a senzu bean. I knew Frieza wasn't stopped and had to make sure that he was taken cared of.

I hope you guys review. Cause I;m gonna be busywith my First Cell Romance! The character is about my friend Kathleen. But I decided her name! I hope you guys keep the story handy cause it's about to be my top priority! The next chapter is gonna be New Tricks amd New Schemes! TA TA FOR NOW! DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW FOR ME PLEASE!