Once upon a time, there was a young boy who had no friends. He was all alone and laughed at by everyone and everything. One day, he made a wish before going to bed. He wanted a friend. Anyone would do.

So during his slumber, a star fell from the sky. It landed in his room, quietly.

The next morning, the young boy awoke to find a man with green hair and battle scars all over his chest and a woman with pink hair and striped tights on his bed.

"Who are you two?!" He asked.

"I'm Zoro!"

"And I'm Perona!"

"And we're…your fairy godparents!" There was a pause.

"Where are your wings?" He asked. "Well, I don't have wings, but I can fly!" Perona flew across the room. The boy saw her body lying lifeless. It fell off the bed, headfirst. She yelled. "Why didn't you grab me!?" She yelled at Zoro.

"You didn't ask." He got up. "Where's your bathroom? I gotta take a leak." He went inside the closet. "Um, it's the door over there." Zoro got out the closet and went into the other closet.

"No, not there!"

The boy led him outside. Go down there and take a left. Zoro went down the hall and took a right. He opened the door and a scream was heard.

"Who are you!?"

"Whoops."

The boy slapped his head. "I wish he didn't do that." Perona's ears twitched. "Ooh, I can do that!" She pulled out a wand and gave a particular laugh. In a cloud of smoke, Zoro returned to the room. "This time, go to your right." Zoro went down the hall, and took a left. As he went in the bathroom, the boy's father saw him before he closed the door.

"Son, did you know there's a man with green hair in our bathroom?" He said.

"Yeah, he's a friend."

"Alright then!" He closed the door. Perona popped her head out from under the bed. "That's bad," She said. "We can't let anyone know who we are! If we do, you'll never see us again!"

"Why?"

"Fairies are supposed to be kept secret from adults! Only kids can know about us!" She changed her form. She was now tiny and with a pink tuft on her rear. "We disguised ourselves as adults and broke into your home!"

"Wait, that's breaking and entering! You committed a crime!"

"Well, it beats having to go away forever!" Zoro came out the bathroom and went downstairs. "I wonder if they got any booze." The young boy's father was downstairs. "Hey, you're Timothy's friend, right?" The two upstairs heard him and panicked.

"Yeah, I'm a f-" He stopped. "I'm a pirate. Roronoa Zoro!" Timothy's father looked surprised. "When I was a young boy, I played pirate, too! I was the saltiest sea dog in all the land!" He did a bad pirate impression. "Hey, you got any booze in here?"

"No, I stopped that when Tim was born." Dad answered. "But if you want, we can stop on by the bar after work and get to know one another better!" Zoro looked at him. "I think you're the only person who decided to be my son's friend." He made a face. "Though why an adult wants to be friends with a kid like him is strange…" Timothy came downstairs hastily. "Hi Dad! Bye Dad!" He took Zoro upstairs.

"That was close." Perona pulled his earrings. "You dummy! You almost gave us away!"

"What?! I didn't transform or anything!" He made a Shinto hand sign and transformed into a smaller being with a green tuft on his rear."

"Cool! You're a ninja fairy?!"

"No, just a fairy." He said. "This is my…well…she's my…" Perona scowled. "I'm your partner! Your one and only!"

"No I'm not!"

"Yes you are! You said you'd marry me if I took you to the sword shop and I did!" Zoro sighed. "It was hard to find it, what else could I do?" She hit him on the head. "You could try not being stupid, marimo!"

"Marimo?! You…corpse!" His poor insult cut her like a knife. "You don't love me!"

"I never did." He replied ominously. She started wailing. Timothy picked her up. "That's not nice, Zoro! She's really hurt!" He scoffed. "I wish you were nicer!" Perona's tuft perked up.

"Wait a minu-" A poof covered Zoro. He was much nicer, and looked sunny. "I'm sorry, Perona! You're the only one for me!" He took her hand and looked at her passionately. "Zoro!" She hugged him tightly. Timothy looked at the clock. "Oh, no! I'm late for school!" He got ready in a rush, running out of the house in two minutes. He didn't have his shoes on.

"I forgot my-" He paused. "I wish I had shoes!" His shoes magically appeared. Zoro and Perona appeared. "Since we're your godparents, we'll follow you wherever you go!" Perona said. Timothy looked excited. "But you have to keep your word that you'll keep us a secret!" Timothy nodded. He went through his usual day of torment and terror. But none of that mattered, due to his new fairy godparents.

When he got home, he ran to his room. "Thanks, Zoro! You didn't have to do that to that bully, though." He said. "That guy was practically an adult," He said. "I had to teach him a lesson!" Perona scolded him. "And you could have done that with your words, not your swords!" The cops almost came to the school!" Timothy laughed. "That was great! Franky almost wet his pants!"

"Oh Timothy!" It was Mom. "We're going out for the weekend, Vivvi will be coming by shortly!"

"Oh no, not Vivvi!"