I've been thinking, how would it be if Luffy couldn't eat meat for three days, So I've made this Humorous, Torturous story. I hope you enjoy it!

Chapter One: Luffy's Torture

Such a peaceful Morning, Wind blowing softly against the sails, The waves crashing calmly against the ship, and a Warm buttery sun climbing slowly towards the sky.

Nami groaned and turned to face the ceiling, She rubbed her eyes and yawned. Nami was the first to awaken and the person who had to wake everyone else up.

She slowly got off her bed and got dressed,"I have to wake up those idiots.."She opened her door, and was welcomed with a soft breeze against her face, fully awakening her.

"Today is going to be beautiful."She looked towards the sky, not a single cloud.

She smiled and headed towards the Boy's room.

She knocked on the door and waited for a response,it was silent and she grew impatient."Luffy! Zoro! Sanji! Usopp! Time to wake up!" She yelled towards the door, but still got no response.

She growled and kicked the door open.

Luffy and Zoro were scattered on the floor snoring loudly, while Usopp and Sanji were laying on the bunks sound asleep.

She walked towards Usopp and shook him,He mumbled something under his breath that sounded like carrot and turned away still fast asleep. Nami gritted her teeth and pulled on his nose, hard enough to wake him up."Gahh! Nami!?"She let go and folded her arms," ." Usopp frowned, but obeyed and got up stretching.

Nami walked towards Sanji's bunk, he was on his stomach snoring quietly."Sanji..Wake up!"She shook his shoulder."Aah..Nami-swannn.."Sanji smiled stupidly and soon after snored quietly again. Nami closed her eyes and signed. She pulled his leg roughly, causing his to fall off his bunk."Urff! FUCKING BASTARD, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING MARIMO!?"Sanji looked up and saw Nami looking at him with a unamused gaze.

"Shut up..idiot...cook."Zoro mumbled, he somewhat heard Sanji in his sleep."Aahh, Nami-Swwaann! I apologize and Good morning! You look as beautiful as ever!"He got up and smiled sweetly."Good morning Sanji-kun,Will please go make breakfast?"Nami pleaded, smiling sweetly at him. That action drove Sanji insane,"Of course Nami-Swaan! Right away!"He almost ran out out of the room.

Now the two most hardest to wake up, Roronoa Zoro and Monkey D. Luffy. Nami moaned and frowned to herself, Zoro was on his back with his hand on his abdomen and one leg on the other. Luffy's hat was on his face, with his arms and legs sprawled out.

She walked towards Zoro, using her foot she shook him. Zoro flinched, bit continued snoring.

She used more force, still asleep, Her eye twitched and she kicked him a little too hard,causing Zoro to awake up with his eyes opened widely and with a gasp.

He turned towards Nami's direction and growled furiously.

"What the hell, woman!?"He rubbed his temples. She put her hands on her on her hips,"It's morning, sunshine, get up." Zoro growled once more, making a vein pop out from his forehead.

He stood up walking out of the room, mumbling about how letting a woman join was a bad idea.

Nami was going to punch him later, now the goal was to wake the Captain up. She walked towards him,"Luffy! Luffy?! Get up!"She shook his shoulders violently, but he only drooled and continued his snoring.

Nami slapped his cheeks, Luffy only made a coughing sound coming from his throat, but still didn't wake up. Nami growled, she spotted a vase with flowers and grabbed it. She walked towards Luffy and removed the flowers, she poured the water on Luffy's face.

He made gurgling noises and moved his legs and arms violently as if he were drowning."Aack!" He sat up and began coughing loudly. He faced Nami who was staring down at him with an annoyed glare.

"Ah,Mornin Nami!" He smiled cheerfully towards her, she frowned,but smiled forcefully. "Good morning, Luffy..time to get up. Luffy stood up and put his hat on his head,"Oh good! I'm starving!" Right when Luffy was gonna leave, Nami grabbed him by his shirt."Luffy...you haven't forgotten the bet we've made have you?"

Luffy looked towards her with a confused gaze,"Bet?"He looked at the ceiling with a finger on his chin, his mouth formed into a straight line."Yes Luffy, The bet last night, you lost."She smiled devishly towards him.

Luffy still looked at her confused. She signed,"The bet was if you could make Zoro say "I love you" to Sanji. You lost terribly. "Luffy shifted his head to one side,"Oh, I lost..What do I have to do again?"Nami smiled at him kindly.

"You cannot...I repeat cannot, eat meat for three days. Luffy's mouth hanged open as his eyes nearly popped out of his skull."WHAT!?"He grabbed his chest with one hand letting out choking sounds."No..N-no meat...f..for..three...THRES DAYS!?" His vision blurred and he fell to the floor unconcious. Nami signed,"Zoro! Wake up Chopper, an accident happened!"

"Luffy opened his eyes, his vision was blurry, but soon it cleared up."Where..?"He sat up and saw he was in his room on the floor. He smiled to himself,"Ahh, it was just a dream?"He closed his eyes and breathed out happily. Nami walked in and smiled at him,"Luffy..Breakfast is ready."

Luffy bursted off from the floor,"Yeaah!"He ran towards the table where his beloved crew were gathered.

Zoro's head was on the table sleeping, Usopp was poking Zoro with a fork, Nami was getting sitted, Chopper was already sitting and staring at Luffy worried he might pass out again,and Sanji was bringing out the food.

Luffy smiled happily as Sanji began placing food on the table. Sanji walked towards him and placed a plate full of delicious foods, but no meat."Ehh!?" Luffy looked at Sanji as if something were wrong, which there was.

"What's wrong, Luffy?" Sanji blinked at him confusingly.

"Sanji! Where's my meat!?"He pointed at the plate which contained no meat."Luffy, Nami-san told me that you lost some sort of bet, and you cannot eat meat for three days. "

Luffy let out a painful cry,"It was real!? No! I can't survive without meat!" Luffy banged his head loudly on the table making Zoro wake up."What the hell!?"Zoro saw Usopp poking him, who stopped when he saw the green-haired man face him with a deadly glare.

"Sorry Luffy, but I can't give you meat, Nami-san's orders!" Sanji walked away and continued placing food. Luffy's eye began to twitch,-No..meat for..three..days..-He banged his head on the table again.

How will Luffy survive, these next three days with no meat? Next Chapter, you will see!

Please R&R if possible, and if any ideas, please do say!

One Piece and Characters belong to the great Eiichiro Oda.