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Disclaimer: I own nothing except the plot. Marvel owns the rest.
One day, in Stark Tower, Thor was hungry. So he did what a hungry person would normally do - ransack the kitchen. In this case, Tony's kitchen.
First he found a packet of marshmallows but thought that they were tiny sponges or something. Too bad he did not read the packaging.
Then he found an onion but it made him cry when he tore in half. So, he threw it out a window and it landed on some unsuspecting hot-dog vendor. The window was damaged in the process.
Then he found a Carolina Reaper (A/N- the Carolina Reaper is the current world's hottest chile pepper) and took a bite. Worst mistake every. Thor spat it out and smashed the kitchen sink and gulped down the water to cool his poor tongue. As to why there was a Carolina Reaper chile pepper in the kitchen; a certain archer decided to place it there in hopes of a victim stupid enough to try it.
Then he found a can of baked beans but he could not open it. So, he summoned Mjolnir and smashed the can with it; splattering the kitchen with baked beans.
At that moment, a certain genius billionaire playboy philanthropist decided to make an appearance. "What the hell happened to my beautiful kitchen!" He practically yelled.
Thor looked up from the mess and smiled at the furious man. "Ah friend Tony, I was just trying to find something to eat"He said.
Tony twitched. "You do realise that you could just ask JARVIS or someone to get you something to eat?" He hissed.
"I could not find anyone and I refuse to converse with the mysterious voice with no body. It is creepy," Asked Thor. Tony face palmed. "JARVIS is an AI but I doubt you would understand. So, you still hungry?"Asked Tony.
Thor nodded his head. Tony went to the nearest cupboard and took out a box of poptarts. "Here's a box of poptarts," said Tony.
Thor grabbed the box just as Tony finished his sentence. "Yes, poptarts!" Yelled Thor as he tore the box open and ripped the packet and stuffed the poptart in his mouth.
"Geez, someone has a poptart obsession," Tony remarked as he tousled his hair. He walked pass Thor and made a cup of coffee to fill his daily caffeine quota for unreasonably long hour tinkering.
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