(Thank you to Satan and Gary Oak for their all powerful wisdom and inspiration for this story. I hope you like it.)
Ash Ketchum approached the basketball stadium It was his first time ever playing with professional players such as Michael Jordan. "Wow Pikachu isn't this great we get to play with people from the hood!" Shouted Ash. "Pika." Ejacualted Pikachu. They entered the stadium gates and went down the edge of the hard-wood stadium. Already they can see all of his friends coming in from the Kanto and Johto regions. He could see Gary Oak, Professor Oak, Brock, Misty, Cthulu, and that green shirt wearing boy no one really liked. Ash gave them a wave, and they gave him one back. Cthulu happily flailed a tentacle around as he took up six rows of seats.
Ash looked down from the stadium's seating and saw a tall walking chocolate bar come out from the "home" entrance. Actually, it was Michael Jordan. Ash thought to himself that he should probably get some glasses. "Wow! It's that guy from the chicago bulls! I can't believe we're playing with him!" Moaned Ash. MJ looked down (all the way down) at Ash, and said "Yo little homie are we gonna play tonight? Looks like these fans wanna see somethin'! But you know, we need a team..." Ash looked up (all the way up) and exclaimed "Oh yeah...I thought you were bringing a team with you!" MJ turned around and said "Hey guys!" In an instant, a long trail of insanely poorly drawn characters from some old cartoon series walked into the stadium.
(More to come, stay tuned for chapter 2!)