"Last Season on Total Drama Island!", Chris began through voice-only, "Duncan and LeShawna battled it out for One Hundred Thousand Dollars! In the End, Duncan, a pretty bad dude, one this super-sized check but then gave it up for a chance to win ONE, MILLION, Big Ones! With the Million Big Ones smacked into a Briefcase, our Twenty Two Campers set off on the Race, for the Case! Until the case was eaten by an Alligator, and then a shark.", he then laughed, "I betcha they didn't see that one coming! Now the four-teen who were the closest to winning are given a chance to win ANOTHER Million Dollars!", he chuckles a bit, "Actually, it's the same money.", then he is shown walking around at an Abandoned Film Lot, "They've been instructed to report to an old Film Lot for a whole new set of Challenges! Fourteen Days, Fourteen Castmates, One HECK of alot of Cash! Welcome to, Total, Drama, ACTION!"
Following that came the intro sequence, which was a bit different. It was similar to the one you would see on the show, until the point came where Duncan kissed Trent of course over the one he kissed in the canon. Beth was lounging with sharks, Justin was getting make-up done but then became annoyed when some got in his eyes, Heather and LeShawna fought with these objects, then LeShawna knocked off Heather's wig to a point that it fell onto Cody's head, then Chef was shown cooking bad food and DJ tasted it and shrugged. Lindsay was watching screens, and pressed a button to a point where something blew up, and then Izzy danced near the Bear, it roared but she then chased it herself. Katie was in a limo, sighing and frowning, and soon got out to tons of cameras which then went to Chris who was ready for an award show of some kind, and Chef in a dress came up with trophies before it went to this talk-show like set with Veronica sitting on a Sofa annoyed with a Making out Geoff and Bridgette. It then zoomed out to show all of the contestants plus Veronica & November Kox sitting on the set in bleachers. This Intro will be the intro for the season.
After that came the episode at last, with a bus pulling up to an abandoned film lot, rather abruptly. The first person to step out was Duncan, who sniffed in the smell of the city happilly.
"Man I miss the Smell of the City!", he commented as he stepped out of the bus. Following him came a Sad Katie, and a Rubix cube playing Harold, then LeShawna, and then Gwen and Heather (with her first wig), they both nearly ran into eachother.
"Step Off!", Heather angrily said to Gwen.
"You Step off!", Gwen replied back. Soon enough the two were back to back and snarling at eachother when Trent and his guitar rammed into them and knocked Katie into Harold who rammed into LeShawna and then he fell to the ground.
"Ow! Sorry, LeShawna.", Harold said to LeShawna while on the ground as his Rubix Cube peices fell down from the sky onto him. The others and Veronica who had no hat but had a pink hairband, got off the bus off-screen and the bus then left.
"No Harm Done!", LeShawna replied. The view of all the castmates then came, with Cody helping Heather get her wig back on. LeShawna then noticed, "Where IS Everybody."
"Maybe we got off on the Wrong Stop?", Gwen suggested as a response.
"That Broke down bus only Had one Stop.", Justin then pointed out.
"I'm not hanging around HERE.", Heather replied, fixing her Wig as Cody brushed dust off of her,
"YOU'RE Gonna give up the chance for a Million Big ones?", LeShawna replied, "That's a lot of Hair Weaves!", Heather was about to reply but didn't.
"Guess I could stay for a bit.", she said instead.
"You all need to accept it, the money is the only reason you compete on the show. Not that I blame any of you.", Veronica added suddenly.
"I wish Sadie were here with me, she'd love a chance to win the Million.", Katie sighned unhappily, heavily lonely and saddened that Sadie didn't qualify and thus left her without her best friend.
"Don't worry Katie", Justin said to her, "I'm here with you instead.", he then winked at her, and she was mesmorized by his looks, as he appeared in her eyes. As this went on, Beth had something to say herself,
"Hey Guys!", she excitedly said, "I finally got my Braces off!", she then revealed her new smile, which was now without any braces.
"Nice!", Trent commented, standing next to Duncan. LeShawna and Gwen walked up to Beth (who was with Lindsay)
"You look Fi-ine, Girl!", LeShawna commented to Beth.
"You really do!", Gwen added in.
"You are totally on your way to looking the part of my new BFF!", Lindsay said to Beth happily, "That's my new best French Friend! I'm so moving to France when I win!"
"My Mom said my world would totally open up when I got my braces off!", Beth replied, "She was Right! I'm going to France!", both Lindsay and Beth then jumped up and cheered, but then finallly some honks were heard and Chris drove up on a vehicle used for tours.
"What took you so long, McLean?", Veronica said to Chris as she got up in the Passenger seat next to him.
"Hop on Everyone!", Chris said to the castmates, who each got on the vehicle as he told them to, "Come on People, Sheesh! We haven't got all day!", he then drove into the film lot, "This cart's rented by the Hour!", suddenly Owen saw Izzy wasn't in the Cart, and looked back.
"Izzy!", he called out, "Run!", but Izzy with her arms crossed just whistled and ignored him. He facepalmed, "I mean Kolaidoscope!", then E-Scope went to attention.
"No one leaves E-Scope behind!", she said as she turned around, and with a Tarzan call she ran up to the cart as it drove, did a few jumps and flips, and jumped into it right next to Owen.
"Welcome to the Set, of Total Drama Action!", Chris said to the camera in the Driver's seat,driving near many sets now, "This Season's hottest Reality Show will be shot here, on an Abandoned Film Lot!"
"Does this mean we're gonna be in the Movies?", Lindsay happily gasped.
"No, it means you're gonna be on TV.", Chris said to Lindsay, "and Don't Interrupt me!"
"Oh Please.", Veronica suddenly added in, "This place wasn't abandoned when I shot The 51 Year Old Virgin who got Mildred Wilks Pregnant and felt Unhappy about it.
"which totally bombed worse than any other movie in history, and do you want to be Fired and Deported again?", Chris sternly said back to Veronica, who just rolled her eyes and scoffed at this. Then, Chris continued driving, now driving through a western city like set, "You will be spending the next six weeks here, competiting against eachother in challenges and for rewards! All for the chance to win some MONSTER Cash!"
"Yeah Baby!", Owen happily replied, "I'm gonna win me some Moolah!"
"Sush!", Chris replied, annoyed, to Owen, "Like Last Season, One Team will Win, and the Other team will watch one of their own down the dreaded walk of shame, to the Lame-o-sine!", he then pressed a red button which brought up windows around him and Veronica as they drove up and by a Limeosine which spat out many Exhaust smoke into the castmates faces, making all of them cough from it.
"Can't you at least sport us a better ride?", Trent asked as Chris' windows rolled down.
"No.", Chris replied with a frown, "Now since we don't have the outhouse to dump your deepest darkest secrets in.", the castmates then become a bit concerned, "You'll dish the dirt in our new make-up confessional!"
[CONFESSIONAL]
Lindsay - "Oh my Gosh, a whole trailer full of makeup?", then lipstick was held up to her, "Oh, sorry, I don't use that Brand."
[SECOND CONFESSIONAL]
"To the left", Chris drove up to a tent now, "Is the Craft Services Tent. Catered, by Chef.", suddenly loud noises were heard and Chef came out chasing a raccoon. Lindsay stood to take a picture, but then Chris with a smile stopped on the accelator, speeding up a bit and stoopping Lindsay. "If, you survive Chef! You'll have to make it through our Dramatic Awards Ceremony!", then he drove by a well made stage with a red carpet, "Where everyone but a loser will receive, a Gilded Chris Award!"
[CONFESSIONAL]
Veronica - "I thought I made it clear with them that I wanted VERONICA Trophies. Ugh, Good I'm not Contestant."
[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]
"Uh, Chris, how long is this tour?", Cody asked, sitting next to Heather and raising his hand.
"I have an Eject button", Chris replied, "And I'll use it!"
"Just asking, heheh. Go on.", Cody replied sheepishly and nervously, smiling innocently. Chris smirked and returned to the tour, driving by a Moon set,
"Woah, Cool!", Harold said on the Moon Set, "Is this a Dream?"
"No Harold, it is not!", Chris replied, "but you may soon wish it was! A Few Months ago, this lot was home to a High Budget Monster movie, until the star began experience some, ah, uhh, difficulties?", Veronica then began to speak,
"That's not what-", but Chris covered her mouth to prevent her from speaking then.
"Oh No!", Lindsay gasped, "Did he have like, a Mental Breakdown?"
"Actually", Chris explained, "The Star wasn't a him, it was an Animatronic Monster!", the camera then showed bite marks in a tree, and several buildings. Gwen was shown looking around, concerned.
"What happened to it?", she asked.
[CONFESSIONAL]
Gwen - "In Retrospect, I probably shouldn't have asked that question."
[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]
Suddenly, a loud monster roar was heard, being of course by all of the castmates.
"Come on, Dude!", Duncan exclaimed, "He's yankin' our Chains!", suddenly some rumbles were heard, and Chris stopped as a tail knocked a telephone pole down.
"Woah!", Duncan replied, looking forward.
"I'll protect you!", Cody exclaimed, now infront or on the lap of Heather. DJ meanwhile screamed in complete terror with Katie. The Exhhaust smoke covered the screen, and the Cart was shown stopped, with all of the castmates looking at the crashed telephone tower infront of them.
"Since we're on a film lot", Chris explained, "This Season's challenges will be based, on Movie Genres! Today's Genre", the Roar was then heard again, now uncovering an angry Veronica's mouth, "The Monster Movie!", and then he of course laughed, "Duh.", the monster then walked passed the screen, which made everyone gasp and become worried of course. DJ then fainted from the shock, falling onto the road. Chris poked him with a pointer then he and Veronica turned to the others, "Down for the count!", he commented on DJ, "For your first challenge, everyone must get from here to the cast trailers while our state of the art monster prevents your every move!", he then of course laughed, "Chef has kindly offered to Control the Beast!", he then pointed away and Chef was shown in a monster controlling suit, stomping around, then it went back to Chris, "And, ACTION!", naturally nobody moved from the cart at all, "Uh, that means Go.", now the struggle was on. As everyone scrambled, many chaos happened.
"Outta my way!", Trent said as he pushed Heather away to move
"Don't Push her!", Cody exclaimed, seeing this as Harold ran past them and he helped Heather back up, who took him by the wrist with her. Trent karate chopped Trent on the shoulder, but then Duncan pushed Harold away from him as him and Owen ran out. Harold actually flew straight off the Cart.
"This, is gonna be a Long Season.", Chris said while watching this, and while Harold ran up passed him. The next shot was the castmates running on a beach screaming while the monster chased them. Harold was in back, screaming, and a bit seperated from the others.
"Woah, Baby!", Owen said while looking back at the monster, "Did you see that?", he turned to Izzy, "That thing is so cool!", he then stopped of course. The scene then went to a crying DJ who was with Chris and Veronica back at the starting area.
"I can almost hear your sweet lullabies momma.", DJ said, sad and scared, and then began to suck his thumb. Chris patted him on the head. Then, back to the Beach. Owen looked to see Izzy as the monster's hand came up behind her.
"Izzy, duck, DUCK!", Owen cried out to warn Izzy/E-Scope.
"Goose!", E-Scope replied as the hand came down and sent her into the air. Owen watched as she flew and landed in a red cherry picker like machine, "Do it again!", she happily said once she came up. Owen, shocked, shook his head, and then the monster walked up and grabbed Izzy/E-Scope in it's hands. It roared and walked over to a bouncy castle play pen, dropping her into it as she laughed. She happily cheered and laughed as she bounced.
[CONFESSIONAL]
Owen - "Maybe the Monster won't look for me in here. I love Izzy, not like love love, but I think she's amazing! I just wish she'd notice me and not that dumb monster. How can I compete with it? Sure we're both big and we both eat alot, but it's really tall!"
[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]
The scene then went to Heather, who was walking with Cody and Katie by her side.
"So, Heather, still wanna give me a chance?", Cody asked to Heather, who rolled her eyes.
"Cody, about that Kiss...", Heather began to explain, Cody nodded, "It was just out of thanks, okay? I didn't want anything out of it, got it?"
"But...I..."
"And I thank you alot for that!", Heather replied, "But, in a way, IT GOT MY HAIR SHAVED!", she then angrily lifted up her wig to reveal her bald head once more, "If you wouldn't have done that, I would still have hair!"
"I'm sorry! If I knew you would've lost your hair I would've won and given the money to you!", Cody exclaimed in apology, "I swear!"
"Heather, just make out with him already.", Katie added in, "We all know you like totally want to."
"I DO NOT!", Heather shouted in exlamation. Meanwhile, the monster was roaming around for all of them, and roared. Naturally, Heather, Cody, and Katie worriedly looked up at the massive beast.
"I just realized something.", Katie began, "How are we supposed to find the Trailers?"
"Follow the Good Looking People!", Justin said as he then ran passed them all.
"Yeah! Follow Justin!", Beth said as she followed him.
"Okay!", Katie gushed, and her, Cody, and Heather ran after Justin and Beth both. Then, Duncan. Trent, and Gwen ran onto the screen.
"So, when we win this, wanna do some Action of our own?", Duncan said to Trent flirtatiously, making Trent blush.
"I don't know, never done it before.", Trent replied nervously, "Who's gonna be, ya know?"
"Let's decide iin private.", Duncan replied. While hearing this, Gwen of course groaned and scowled at this. She was not at all happy with their relationship at all still.
[CONFESSIONAL]
Gwen - "Tell me why I have to watch Trent and Duncan be together all day. I mean, really, it's sickening! Not because they're Gay, but because Trent could do SO much better than Duncan!...not...that I like Trent still or anything I just...", she then miserably sighs.
[SECOND CONFESSIONAL]
Trent - "Duncan is so HOT! Not only that, but he's like the best guy I ever dated! And also the First. Gwen seems angry sometimes though, but I guess it's cuz of Heather."
[CONFESSIONALS END]
Then the scene went to Duncan, Trent, and Gwen running through a city set.
"This challenge isn't so bad!", Gwen commented, "What, no explosions, no burning buildings, no bears?"
"Maybe it's not in the Budget!", Trent replied. Then, a building exploded, another one burnt down and revealed a roaring bear which then chased the three, who screamed in terror of course. Chris and Chef watched in the room with Veronica.
"Wasn't the Bear Tranquilized and Returned to Handler?", Veronica asked to Chris and Chef, both turned to Chef.
"Had one day left on it's contract.", Chef revealed.
"Nice!", Chris replied, Veronica said "Good" in unison with him.
[CONFESSIONAL]
Owen - "So yeah, just spending my time in the confessional", he then starts to whistle, "Hey, do you think that I have a chance at winning this Se-" suddenly the monster crashes inside the confessional and picks him up with little warning, lifting him into the air with minor struggle. The monster's arm shakes and struggles with the screaming Owen, but drops him into the pen anyway, he doesn't bounce unlike E-Scope. Then, LeShawna's shown running across the screen. She passes by Harold, hiding in an umbrella, and turns back over to him.
"Come on Stringbean, I hope you can run we've got a challenge to win!", she then brought him up and they both started running.
"If I wanted to, I could run as fast as a Pronghorn Antelope.", Harold said to her, "It's the fastest Land Mammal after the Cheetah.", suddenly the monster roared right in their faces and sent them flying back. They made holes in the sand, and then the monster picked them up.
"Easy now!", LeShawna said to the monster, "This Booty is breakable!", the monster then dropped them right into the Pen with Owen and E-Scope. They bounced.
"I love you!", Harold said to LeShawna, they bounced again,
"Say What Now?", she replied, that was their last bounce. The scene then went to Heather and Cody, both of them running, but when the monster's tail showed, they ran back. Justin ran passed them, smirking, only to be caught by the monster right then and there and lifted into the air. As it held him up, it took him up to it's eye, he waved at it.
"Yo.", he said to it, and it was mesmorized by his looks like the others. In the room, both Veronica and Chef turned to Chef.
"What can I say? Kid's hot.", Chef said in his defense.
[CONFESSIONAL]
Justin - "I'm not just another gorgeous face, and abs, and butt, and shoulders, okay, I'm also a master strategist. This year, I'm in it, to win it."
[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]
The scene was Justin being taken by the monster to the pen, and instead of being dropped in the hand slowly put him down and placed him in the pen. He gave the monster a thumbs up, then looked around the four that had failed the challenge with him.
"What are you all staring at?"
"You!", they all said in unison.
"Oh, Right."
The scene then went to Heather, Cody, and Katie running as a trio once more through a studio filled area, the monster roared at them, and Lindsay came from the bushes clapping.
"You tell her! We don't like her!", she said looking up to the monster. The monster quickly grabbed Lindsay, and out of the group of three it grabbed Heather who was in back of Cody and Katie.
"I'll miss you Lindsay!", Beth yelled out, running over.
"Heather, No!", Cody cried out, Katie restraining him from running after the monster. While being carried away, Lindsay waved to the three below and soon dropped the two into the pen, though not Heather's wig, angering her.
"Excuse me!", she yelled up to the monster, "I think you forgot something!", it then dropped her wig down in the pen too, and she picked it up and put it back on quickly, "That's better!", the scene then went to Trent, DJ, Beth, and Katie who were all running through a street set and screaming as the monster gave chase. Soon, they were stopped and stood infront of the monster.
"Everyone follow me!", Trent said to the others, gesturing to a path in the streets.
[CONFESSIONAL]
Katie - "Trent is like, such a nice guy! I can easily see why Gwen has a crush on him and Duncan likes him! I don't know why he goes out with Duncan though, I think Trent should go after another guy. Like one that's like Noah or Cody! Cody's pretty nice too!"
[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]
As Katie, Beth, and Gwen followed Trent, DJ stayed and looked up at the monster instead.
"It's okay big guy, I gotcha!", Trent said going back to DJ, and then taking him away from the monster himself, to no objection of course. Trent brought them all into a building, but it turned out to be 2-D instead. "You mean, everything around here is fake?"
[CONFESSIONAL]
Katie - "Oh my Gosh Sadie, you totally should've seen this! I like, got a pebble stuck in my shoe and", she then looks at the camera and becomes saddened, and cries out of saddness.
[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]
Suddenly, the monster roared and grabbed all four of them in one hand.
"I'm coming Lindsay!", Beth cried out as the monster carried her, Katie, DJ, and Trent. Soon enough, it dropped them all.
"Remember me Duncan!", Trent cried out as he fell, bounced, and then him and the other three were in the Pen. Afterwards, Cody, Gwen, and Duncan came up from behind a fake car where the four were taken. Duncan laughed at what just gone on.
"Losers!", Duncan said after his laugh.
"Wow, I'm glad I'm not them.", Gwen added as her comment, "Is Trent gonna be okay?", Duncan and Cody both gave her confused looks, though Cody seemed more concerned, then a giant hand tapped on Duncan's shoulders. The three turned to see the monster hunched and looking right at them with a massive toothy look. It roared, and Cody peed his pants while it did so, and ran off. "We're gonna die!", Gwen said as the hand neared them both, though she managed to escape it and Duncan got captured instead. This was off-screen, as it focused on Gwen and Cody running instead.
"Say, Gwen, you still like Trent?", Cody asked as him and Gwen stopped running for a bit.
"No, I don't!", Gwen replied quickly.
"Just asking cuz, you seem to still like him alot.", Cody replied, "I understand how you feel, I once had a Gay Crush too."
"Don't you like Heather?", Gwen replied in question form.
"I'm Bisexual, really.", Cody revealed, "Trent and Duncan are Gay, and I'm Bi. There is a Difference."
"Oh...you sure seemed straight to me."
"I'm into Girls more than Guys, but I'm willing to date a Guy more than most other Bis like me.", Cody explained, "But for Guys it's more of if I really feel that person is right for me, with Girls like Heather it's me making the first move."
"Oh...well...good luck.", Gwen replied, awkwardly, and then suddenly the monster roared. Gwen screamed and ran away, and the monster tried to pick up Cody, but he slipped straight through it's grip. In the room, Chef was confused, and had it pick up the screaming Cody again just to have him straight through it's hand once more.
"The Hell?!", Chef said in confusion, trying to pick up Cody repeatedly again and again.
[CONFESSIONAL]
Cody - "I knew being this skinny would pay off! I can always work out after this challenge!"
[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]
The scene then went for Cody once more, but couldn't.
"Ha! I'm too skinny for you!", Cody said to the monster, "Take that, Zilla! I win! I win! I WIN!"
"Not Yet, cousin.", Veronica said, walking up to Cody.
"What do you mean by that, Bitchonica?", Cody said to Veronica, getting angry just by her prescense.
"You still have to find the Cast Trailers.", Veronica said to Cody, who groaned and walked away, "And you might want to change your pants too!", in response Cody gave her his middle finger as he walked away. For those in the tent, which now included Gwen, night actually came over all of them, and all of them actually fell asleep in the tent, it is notable that E-Scope was not with them, and it was a horn that lowered down and woke them all up. It was right there that Cody finally walked up to the pen, with dry pants, and fell to the ground tired.
"Dude! It took you Ten and a Half hours to make it here?",Trent questioned to him from the tent.
"How?", DJ added in.
"Changed Pants, had to look for the trailers.", Cody tiredly replied, and then he used a needle to pop the play pen. The Castle collapsed, and Duncan was the first to get out of it of course.
"How come no one thought of doin' that last night?", he questioned. Groans from the others that lost followed this. Then, LeShawna stood.
"Wait, where's Izzy?", once she asked that, rumbles of the monster coming near were heard, and as the monster walked over it stomped on a trailer, and placed Izzy nicely down on the ground.
"Thanks for the Date, Scazy!", she said to the monster, "Don't ever leave me, cuz I'd find you!"
"How did you manage to escape?", Duncan asked to Izzy/E-Scope.
"The monster and I had a romantic date, he doesn't take no for an answer.", Izzy replied to Duncan with. "Pretty crazy, I can't even tell you guys."
"Woah!", Chris said, him and Veronica coming out of a trailer together, "I am I ever glad I chose to wait in THAT Trailer! It looks like you all made it, guess I lose the bet! That was just a warm up. Good news is your next challenge is a Reward!", in response all of the contestants cheered happily at this announcement.
"It will be another battle of the sexes.", Veronica explained, "Winner gets first pick of Trailers, in which you will live for the next 42 days!"
"You will have your choice of Trailer A", Chris began, "Or Trailer...B...", he said that of course to the crushed Trailer, "Off to the Craft services tent!"
"Aw yeah baby!", Owen cheered, "I'm starving!"
[CONFESSIONAL]
Owen - "My mom says I eat when I'm upset. And Happy. And Tired. Not to mention Bored, Gassy, Marose, Joyus, Comatose, Semi-conscious", he turns and has a mustache, "Avuncular", he laughs, "Avuncular."
[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]
At the tent, Owen cheers,
"Woo-Hoo!", in the tent of course is a buffet table full of food. Turkey, Pineapple, Salads, Cakes, etc. bascially tons of good and normal looking food, "This is Awesome!"
"This looks great, man!", Cody happily said to the food, standing next to Chef and Katie both, with other contestants there too.
"Oh my Gosh! That looks totally like it came from a commercial!", Katie added in, "Like, I would totally eat it all up! Sadie would...", she then sighed unhappily once more.
"Let's get this speed eating contest started!", Owen happily said, running up and preparing as if it were a race, "On your marks, get set, COME TO POPPA!", he then ran past all of the castmates, Chef, Chris, and Veronica.
"No, wait!", both Chris and Veronica said to him in unison. Naturally he went on to eat all of the food. Steaks, Buns, Sandwhiches, water, he tossed away the spinach or salad, pineapple, pie, etc. The others looked on sadly, unhappy, and Chris and Veronica just watched.
"Mm, is this real?", Owen asked while eating, "It must be Real, I've never tasted anything like this!", it's notable that Duncan shrugged to E-Scope and LeShawna while this went on. Then, it was done and Owen, drooling, was on the table lying down on it.
"Owen, the man of many appetites!", Chris said while walking up to Owen, "How was it?"
"The Turkey was a bit", Owen burped, "Dry."
"Not surprising since the Food was fake!", Chris revealed.
"Fake?!"
"Yeah!", Chris replied, "Just Props made from Foamcore, Silicon, sawdust and wax. It wasn't a speed eating contest, it was a contest to find the key."
"What Key?", Owen then burped out a key, which he didn't manage to catch as it instead went right into Katie's hands instead. She was a bit disgusted with it, though.
"This the one?", she asked to Chris.
"Yes, it is Katie!", Chris announced, "And since Katie caught it, she won!"
"Eeeeeh!", Katie happily jumped up and cheered at her victory.
[CONFESSIONAL]
Duncan - Laughs, "Did you see that? The Dude ate Foamcore and Wax! Full Props for that man, haha."
[SECOND CONFESSIONAL]
Cody - "I'm happy for Katie and all but, it would've been nice for Owen to have caught that Key...heheh. He's still a cool guy though."
[THIRD CONFESSIONAL]
Harold - "I could've done that, ya know! I just wasn't hungry."
[FOURTH CONFESSIONAL]
Owen - "Wa-Wa-Wa-Wait there's still one more!", he then burps.
[FIFTH CONFESSIONAL]
LeShawna - "Ya know what that Boy has? Guts, Guts full of foamcore and rubber. But Guts just the same. And, he helped us Win!"
[SIXTH CONFESSIONAL]
Katie - "Like, oh my gosh! Thanks Owen! You totally helped me win my very first challenge!"
[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]
After that, Chef was shown putting some tablets into a drink, and walking to Owen with said Drink.
"Aw, don't worry.", Owen said to Chef, "I'm cool!", he then laughed a bit, "My mom says I've got a gut like a goat!", his stomach then made many noises, "Nope call 911!", Chris then walked over to the two.
"You're gonna need it!", the host began, "Since Katie's the Winner, she gets first pick of the trailers!", at this Katie and the Girls cheered happily while the guys just stood their silently. After that, all of the contestants were by the trailers, Katie looking at both trailers to make her choice.
"I pick", she began, "Like, the Unsquashed one!", the Girls then cheered for her pick happily, the guys looked at Owen who was actually clapping.
"Why are you clapping for this?", Justin questioned to Owen.
"Because she picked us the one with more character!", the larger boy replied, the other boys just gave him a blank stare, some of them shaking their heads at his response. Then, right there, the monster came down and smashed the Girls' trailer too, which made them all miserably groan. In the Monster control room, Chris and Veronica both laughed as Chef was revealed to have controlled it to do that.
[CONFESSIONAL]
Izzy/E-scope - "Haha, I am so over that Monster!"
[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]
That night ,it is shown that Chef was repairing the Girls' trailer, and likely did the same for Boys as well.
"Alright, get good night sleep!", Veronica said, driving by the girls, "You all will have serious wake up call in the morning!", she drove past the Boys on her cart as well, "Right up at 6 am!", she then cackled like a wicked witch as she drove off-screen. Later, the boys entered their fixed up Trailers.
"I'll be the one on top!", Justin called, refferring to a bunk bed and to Cody.
"I call bottom.", Cody replied, and both walked to their bunk beds.
"Mine.", Trent and Owen replied, pointing to their own beds. In total, the bunks were Cody and Justin, Trent and Duncan, and Owen and Harold. The boys each relaxed in their bunks, but then the Girls got ready for their bunks.
"I need to sleep on the East side so my head will be closer to the ocean!", Heather said to all of the other girls.
"That's the dumbest thing I ever heard!", LeShawna replied to Heather's claim, "We're in Toronto, we're nowhere near the Ocean!"
"Then maybe, I don't wanna lay my pretty head near this Fat-Assed, Loud Mouth Mall-Shopping-"
"AND MAYBE I DON'T WANNA SLEEP NEAR A TWO-FACED BOSSY LITTLE SKANK OF A PROM QUEEN!"
"Girls!", Katie suddenly whistled to calm the two down. "Veronica said we need to be on 6 AM, can't you fight Tomorrow?"
"Well maybe if Heather wouldn't bother with her Bossy-shit we could all happily go to sleep!", LeShawna replied.
"And if LeShawna would shut her mouth for once, maybe I would!", Heather replied, and both girls scowled at eachother.
"Gwen?", Katie said to the Goth Girl.
"No Way.", Gwen replied.
"Heather's Mean.", Lindsay said, with Beth by her, "What if it leeches down while I'm sleeping!"
"Is Mean-ness contagious?", Beth gasped in fear.
"Totally!", Lindsay replied, "Besides, I'm bunking with my new BFF! My Beth Friend forever!"
"Awww!", Beth replied happily to Lindsay.
"OMG!", Katie exclaimed, "How about we Draw Straws?"
"Where the hell you gon' get the Straws from?", LeShawna replied, and then girls had an awkward scilence.
"We can use make-up brushes instead!", Lindsay said, running to her bag and giving the brushes to Beth.
"That's actually a good idea.", Gwen said in response to Lindsay's idea.
"Longest ones get the top bunks", Beth explained, "Shortest ones the Bottom! Shortest of all gets to sleep with Heather!", Heather naturally growled of anger in response to that comment. All of the girls then picked from the straws, and obtained their places.
"Yes!", Lindsay cheered, "Top Bunk!"
"I got Bottom!", Beth announced, "I Call Lindsay!", the two then ran over to their bunk together.
"I call Beth right back!"
"I got bottom!", Katie happily announced, "Gwen?"
"Top, and sure!", Gwen replied, smiling, her and Katie walked over to their bunk together.
"I got bottom!", LeShawna announced.
"I got top!", E-Scope Announced, and both her and LeShawna went to their bunk.
"You mean I get two beds, all to myself?", Heather announced, running up to her bed and happily cheering, "Sweet!"
"Yeah we've really gotta work on our math.", Gwen replied, watching as now Heather had two beds and all the others only had one.
"Losers!", Heather laughed, placing her luggage on the top bed.
"Actually, that won't be necessary.", a voice came into the girls cabin, it was Veronica. "I'll be sleeping with you girls."
"Say what now?", LeShawna replied.
"Don't you have your OWN Trailer?", Gwen asked to the celebrity.
"There is a Staff trailer, but it's has only room for Chris and Hatchet. Now, Heather, I'm on top."
"But-"
"Remember who's actually Famous here, I starred in movies since 1992 and you've only been on this show this year so move it!", she then got Heather to actually remove her things and allow her to get onto the top bunk, which wasn't exactly a thing that made Heather happy.
"This, is gonna be a long and miserable Summer.", Gwen replied in comment to Veronica and Heather both sleeping in the trailer with them. After that, a time skip came, and as the Night was now fallen, Chris came up from behind the Girls' trailer and sushed at the camera.
"They're sleeping he said with a smile", and then brought out a Megaphone, "THIS IS YOUR 5AM WAKEUP CALL!", Chris said to the megaphone, bringing out many groans from the trailer, "Haha, just kidding, you can sleep!", he laughed, and then blew a horn using the megapone which brought out a loud fart from Owen in the Boys' trailer. Then, he turned to the Camera, "That wraps it up for Day 1! A Stomach full of Foamcore and Sawdust! What will tomorrow hold for Trent. Gwen, and Duncan? Who knows what Drama is in store for our cast. Well I do, but I ain't tellin'! See you next time for another thrilling episode of Total, Drama, Action! McLean, out!", as the episode faded out the monster roared again, "Can someone PLEASE Put a Wrap on that Monster?!", the episode then ended.