Sooo...First Fic

Disclaimer: I Dont Own Underworld! Plain Enough?

So, lets start!

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Selene enters the room...God! shes got one hell of a temper!

WHERE IS HE?

Wheres whom?

Kraven replys taking his wierd look off the news paper ( he didnt understand a word! Of course maybe it would help if he held the paper the right-side-up!)

Oh, and I belive the right term would be "Where is him"

Oh! So now your the intellectual one!

Well I like to think as myself as a very in...OW!

Selene interupts him by taking him by the neck

Stop blabering! Where is he!

WHO?

You know who! Dont play the idiot with me..Oh, forget it, You ARE an idiot.

Seriously! I dont know who the he...

Selene strengthtensher grip on his throat.

You know damn well who I´m talking bau..

Hey! Whats all the shouting abuot?

Michael comes in the room in a towel and with his hair wet

Wha...Where the hell were you?

I was taking a shower! ( pussy! Not that I dont take showers, but he´s a Warewolf, for God´s sake!)

Then...So...Wha...?...Forgett it.

Selene lets Kraven, who is now on his knees, go and walks out of the room in a "Nothing happened" fashion

What was that all about?

Michael asks drying his hair with a towel, while Kraven glares at him

NEXT TIME YOU TAKE A SHOWER TELL YOU GIRLFRIEND WOULD YA!

Kraven hits Michael in tha stomach

OW! What the hell was that for?

Suddenly, Selene pokes her head through the door

What did you do to him , Kraven!

He hit me! ( once again...Pussy!)

Selene walks up to Kraven and knees him in tha balls

ouuuuuuu...

Kraven falls silently on tha ground, while Selene and Michael walk out of the room. Michael is showing his toung while Kraven Glares at him.

Mommas boy!

What did you say!

Nothing! Nothing!

Good!

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A/N Sory! short chapeter...First Fanfic! Deal With it, anyway, Im tough , but not that much! so NOLAMING R&R!

Bye ppl!

Oh yeah, and REVIEW! it means a lot to me sience it is my firs fic! soo...please! ...wait a sec, this isnt good for my image soo... lets replace that for " REVIEW OR SUFFER THE CONSECUENCES!" yeah, I like that!

Anyway, Later Days!