EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
FILK
VS
Z
BEGIN
[FILK]
OKAY YOU STUPID ANT I'M GANNA KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS
YOUR THE WORST SOLDIER OF ALL THE CLASS
YOU FUCK PRINCESS BALA WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING
GOING TO UTOPIA THAT IS SO SHITTY
IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A JOB GO COMMIT SUICIDE
NO ONE WANT YOU GO HOME AND DIE
IF I SEE YOU ONE MORE TIME I WILL SEND YOU TO THE BIRD
AND THE ONLY REASON WHY IS THAT YOUR A MOTHERFUCKER
[Z]
OH DON'T BE CRAZY FILK YOU ARE STUPID TOO
YOU LIED TO THE COLONY AND THE CIRCUS TOO
I THINK YOU SHOULD BE BANISHED FROM THE LAND
I THINK YOUR AN IDIOT THAT YOU COULDN'T STAND
I WILL GET MY ARMY MEN TO SEND YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL
THEN YOUR NON-PLASTIC BIRD WILL BE AN EPIC FAIL
YOU ALSO FUCK ATTA BY JUST IGNORING HER
AFTER THAT EVERYBODY WILL THINK YOUR A JERK
[FILK]
HEY DON'T TALK THAT WAY YOUR NOTHING BUT A HOE
YOUR THE WORST ANT EVERYBODY YOU KNOW
I DONT THINK YOUR POPULAR YOUR JUST INSANE
WHEN YOU FIRST BECOME THE SOLDIER AND THAT IS PRETTY LAME
HEY I GOTTA TELL YOU YOUR SKILL IS NOT BAD
BUT YOU KIDNAPPED THAT PRINCESS THAT IS SLUTTY RAD.
I THINK MY COLONY WILL BE HERE ANYTIME
WHEN I GET RID OF YOU I'LL BE THE KING OF THE SLIME
[Z]
SURE I THINK THE PRESSURE IS YOU WHO STILL TALKING
YOU TREAT DOT LIKE SHIT IT FEEL LIKE YOUR SHAKING
I THINK YOU COULD'VE TELL THE CIRCUS IS IN TOWN
OTHERWISE START LYING AND MAKE THIS CRAPPY FROWN
I HATE TO SEE YOU LOSE BUT I'M A WARRIOR
MORE THAN A HERO THAT I JUST OCCURR
I DON'T NEED YOU BUGGING ME I'M LEAVIVNG YOU NOW
TIME FOR ME TO MAKE FLOOD FOR YOU TO DIE NOW
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE