The Thief's Guide to the Galaxy
By Ghost Cooper
Disclaimer: I don't own Sly Cooper or Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy or any characters thereof, but if I did that would rock!
PROLOGUE
Cast:
Sly Cooper as Arthur Dent
Muggshot as Mr. L. Prosser
Bentley as Arthur's friend Ford Prefect
Jean Bison as the tavern owner
The Volgons as themselves
Inspector Carmelita Fox as Trillian
Dimitri as Zaphod Beeblebrox
Clockwerk as Marvin the robot (note, I made clockwerk smaller and gave him Marvin's personality)
Neyla as the vice president of the galaxy
Prologue
This is not a story of a mystical creature or grand hero, well really it is, but more so about a book, The Thief's Guide to The Galaxy, This book is so miraculous, so full of information that it sells better than any other book in existence, even the encyclopedia theivia galactica, which was famous for it's definition of love: a feeling that happens when two compatible persons meet and decide to become master thieves together. The Thief's Guide to The Galaxy describes it simply as: DON'T! This is also the story of one raccoon from a backwater planet called earth, a raccoon called Sly Dent, and his friend, Bentley, and their amazing trip through the galaxy, and their quest to save the Earth, actually, they have to get the earth back to the way it was.
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