Marketfall
(A song dedicated to the impending global stock market crash some time between 2018-2020 and the economic crisis that will follow. Uses the same tune as "Skyfall" by Adele)
***...
This is the end
Ten years ago you bailed, us out
We took 20 trillion and bought back our own stocks
Told tax payers to go, to hell
You would have thought we would have invested in our own productivity
But we are day trading dumb fucks
Buy stock today and resell it all tomorrow again
Yet you put us in charge of the company's, are you stupid?
And now it's crumbled
The stocks in free fall
The Dow Jones falls through the floor
We wrecked it all, just like last time
Market's in free fall
Dollar's through the floor
Fed's empty, from last time
Market fall
Market fall
Now we're in Switzerland
Or New Zealand
Escaping extradition, for fucking it all up
The world's in ruins, Millennials are fucked
We don't care, we are day traders, dumb as fuck
Now all's in free fall
Production's crumbled
QE can't save us this time
Doomed this time
At Market fall
You pay we don't
Because we are parasites
We wouldn't still be around
Without the security
Of taxpayer bailouts
Of our own stupidity
Keeping us creeps from harm
We act irresponsibly
But you take the cost
Economy's in free fall
Cause we're ass holes
Destroyed the whole world
Recovery might take years
Market's in free fall
Currencies through the floor
And all us ass holes
Are to blame
For market fall
If you have a brain
Send us to jail
For Market fall