Once upon a time there lived a persistent boy named Naruto. He was blonde and had fat buttocks and liked to take dumps on people's faces. He came from africa. One day he decided to become a ninja lol. He decided since he could catch tigers, rob banks, and make the basketball team hell he could be a ninja. Thus, he divided by zero on his scientific calculator and created a wormhole that led him to Konoha. He did a cannonball inside the wormhole and he found himself coming out of Gai-sensei's butthole.
"Wtf nigger, your butthole smells like black people." Naruto said.
"Aye, John Proctor." Replied gai.
"Uh wut..?" said naruto.
"Get the fuck outta my yolkplug you fagmunch." Said gai
"You're the fagmunch you dickgnome." Replied naruto
"Your mom's a dickgnome you stupid meatsword." Countered gai.
"Fuck you peacock ears." Shouted naruto.
Gai decided he had enough of naruto's silly antics. He contracted his buttock muscles as hard as he could with naruto still inside his butthole. The force of his buttcheek contraction was so powerful that he managed to turn super saiyan. Naruto found out that he was about to be crushed to death. Thus he did the most obvious thing. He used a transformation jitsu and turned into Wesly Snipes. Gai thought that Wesly snipes was now in his butthole and he began to relax his buttcheek muscles to let the handsome negro out.
"Sup dawg, I liked blade." Said Gai
"LAWL GOTCHA BITCH" shouted naruto before puching gai in the forehead with his "unity" ring on his ring finger thus make a "unity" imprint on the middle aged man's forehead. Then he took a dump on his face and threw him off the empire state building.
"Man I fucking own." Thought Naruto.
"I should find some sexy chick so I could stick it in their pooper."
He then assumed a butterfly swimming style stance and flew off to the sunset.