DWMA Guidelines

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Nygus looked up as he assistant patched up another freshman. The eighth one that day. Chrona finished the bandages and shooed him off.

Chrona had lost her weapon Ragnarok in the battle against Medusa. She now was working with Nygus in the School Infirmary as an assistant while getting her doctorate. A few more years and she would take over the position fully.

"How many is that now Chrona?"

"Eight today, and a totally of forty since school started up last week. All seemed to have commited the same actions that got them hurt."

"Oh dear…the numbers are up from last year."

"So what can we do?"

Nygus thought for a moment them had a light bulb moment. "Fire up the computer Chrona, was have some writing to do."

After a good hour of work the two presented their work to Lord Death.

A simple list of Do Not's for new students. We of the nursing staff, Nygus and my assistant Chrona, have deemed it necessary to add this to the school handbook. Yes Lord Death is it Necessary!

Students, please use your intelligence and get this into your skulls because we are busy as it is!

- Nygus, School Nurse

- Chrona, Assistant

DO NOT….

1. Mention the number 7 around Death the Kid

The last freshman who did this fled from the school grounds after Kid verbally tore him a new one for writing the number 7 all over his notebooks. His reactions can vary from a verbal attack to getting shot by the Thompson sisters. Just remember he is a Grim Reaper.

2. Go antagonizing Lord Death

He is a Grim Reaper! If you go picking fight…well we warned you. The same applies to Death the Kid. If you show up from a being hit with a Reaper Chop we will just give you an ice pack and send you back to class.

3. Mess with Maka

The Daughter of Death Scythe always seems to have a book hidden on her person. Don't ask where, we don't know. But those books always seem to hurt the student more then the book. Beware the 'Maka Chop'

4. Ask Chrona to write a poem

I'm sorry for mentioning this, but her writing seems to start a wave of depression. If you don't believe me we have printed a copy of her poems to use on serious cases. It is available in the library next to Edgar Allen Poe.

5. Pick a fight with Black*Star

Just don't. We're busy as it is.

6. Go looking for Excalibur

We won't go into detail about the legendary sword. Just read his book, it's in the library. If you go looking for him just remember we also provided psychiatric counseling.

7. Make perverted statements about Death Scythe's daughter

That man is a bowl of crazy and then some. In his 'Protective father' mode he is 'Hell Hath No Fury'. You have been warned.

8. Mock the number 8

Similarly to rules 1 and 2. Eight is Death the Kid's favorite number, if you mock it and he finds out. You will be dead or in a coma.

9. Damage School Property

If it makes the school look asymmetrical Death the Kid will come after you before going off to fix it himself. Please refer to 1,2, and 8 about possible consequences.

10. Break in Dr. Franken Stein's house

A student has done this before to get test answers. He was badly beaten up for it. Stein does not appreciate unwelcome company. You might end up as one of his dissections if caught, and statistics say you will because that man can hone in your soul.

"I'll make sure this is added to the handbook." Lord Death stated. Not sure if he should be worried that his son was the reason for a majority of these warnings.

A/N: If you give me good examples I will be happy to add them.