Title: Untitled (for now)

Rated: M

Disclsimer: I own nothing related to Beetlejuice nor am I making any money from the writing of this fanfic. Rated M for language and sexual situations in later chapters.

A\N: This is in my head right now so I'll jot it down to get it out. Let me know if you like it and I'll keep it up! Also this is the cartoon universe Beetlejuice (wasn't that an awesome show?) but with a darker twist. Beetlejuice/OC Review!

"You told me she was a sure thing!"

Beetlejuice's voice boomed through The Roadhouse - echoing off the stone walls and surrounding Lydia in his anger. She slid down the hall to the dead room and peered inside. Beetlejuice was standing with his back to her - barking into the telephone on the wall.

"You told me she was a pathetic little girl that would learn to love me! Now she's off fucking some loser asshole! This isn't how any of this was supposed to work out. You fucked me, Juno."

In a sudden puff of smoke Juno, Beetlejuice's case-worker, was standing before him looking anything but happy.

"I fucked you?!" She yelled, pointing her finger at his chest. "You fucked yourself! That kid was a sure thing - she would have done anything for you but you sure as fuck didn't make it easy for her."

"She was just a kid. What the fuck am I supposed to marry a kid? I'm a shit load of fucked up things but a pervert ain't one of 'em."

"Look at yourself. You're disgusting. You'll never have a chance with the living going around smelling and acting like an asshole. That girl wised up and found someone worth having. You'll just have to start over. Your time with Lydia is up."

Beetlejuice went stiff - glaring at his company. "I've got till midnight. You can't take her without letting me say goodbye. Fuck I spent seven years by her side - you aren't that fucking heartless."

Juno narrowed her eyes. "Oh you have no idea. You've got five minutes. I'll go find your next fuck up."

"Wait! Five fucking minutes? I'll never get back to her in time." Juno pointed behind him, vanishing in the same puff of smoke that she arrived. Beetlejuice turned around quickly - surprised to see Lydia standing is few feet away from him.

"What the hell is she talking about Beetlejuice?"

A sign escaped him as the tears began to pool in her dark eyes. Don't fucking cry, babes. You won't remember me. No one ever has.

"Looks like our times up, kid. After midnight you won't be able to summon me anymore. I'll move on to someone else and fail at making them love me too."

"What? I do love you! You know I do. I just -..."

"It's alright, babes. You ain't the first one. I should have tried harder I guess - you were just so young and.. so fucking innocent. It wasn't as easy as Juno made it out to be."

"Beetlejuice! I do love you! Call Juno back - I'll tell her! I know we haven't been as close these past few years but you're still my best friend! I don't want you to go away."

Beetlejuice brought his small friend into his embrace - hugging her tightly against his chest. "I do love you..." Lydia whispered against his suit, a sob escaping her. "I know babes, just not the way I need you too."

When she looked up again he was gone and she was standing alone in her room staring at her reflection in her stand alone mirror. Lydia blinked once and turned to call her boyfriend; idly wondering what she was doing in front of the mirror in the first place.

On the other side of the mirror, invisible to his only friend, Beetlejuice frowned and turned back to The Neitherworld.

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Just a little taste. Let me know what you think? I'm bored and want to write a Beetlejuice fic.