Prologue! Sort've.
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he Awesomeness That is Anth: This is a crackficcy made by me and the funniest friend I's ever had. The pairing, you may never know .. until you read. Have fun at your own risk! Go ahead and flame yer heads out, we laugh at that. :D Oh, and no, the story will NOT be like this the whole time, it just seemed appropriate. Lol.
El Syd: Once upon a time there was a peoples.
Anth: Those peoples were xiaolin peoples.
El Syd: And there was a evil peoples, too.
Anth: They was called heylins! However, there was something verrry wrong in the force!
El Syd:Very wrong it was.
Anth: A heylin and a xiaolin was in luffles.
El Syd:Yes, and both xiaolin and heylin did not like this because they hated each others.
Anth: These two lovers were sad that they had to hide their love.
El Syd: I forget what happens.
Anth: Okies! Well, they were SOOOOOOO in luffles, that they devised a plan! They pretended that theys would die and then run off and elope, how romantic.
El Syd: Ah, so they kill themselves.
Anth: Be sympathetic fer once!! Well, two years later they were at the beach in Florida, when a Shen Gong Wu activated and they didn't know! They run into the xiaolin and heylin again! They ended up confessing their love for one another and the plan that they had devised to stay together.
El Syd: Asplosions! Needs more asplosions! Asplosions are good.
Anth: Ahem, where was I? Oh yes .. This broke many a heart. So one of the xiaolins used the new Shen Gong Wu, the Asplosion-Maker! At them. What happens to them now?! Well, read and you'll find out, we're just giving you vague ideas of what's happening.