A boy woke up on Feburary 14, 2003. He was laying in Harry Potter sheets and pillow, laying under a Harry Potter confeter and wit ha doll. You guessed it, this boy was gay. (He was also Harry Pother!) He got out of bed and walked down the stairs to the Great Hall. He sat on his best friend Ronald Weasleth. "Bith! I told you I wanted to keep this a secret!" Ron exclaimed. "WHat gave it away?" The whole school sat looking at them. SOme began to laugh, cry, scream, and cheer at the two 'Odd Ones.' Ron looked angrily at Harry, "Your naked!" harry loked down, then snapped his head up, "I am! Wow! I didnt know! I'm sorry Ron!"
Harry began prancing around the hall. All the teachers fainted excpet for SNap, Ooody, and FLitdick, instead they just joined him! SUddenly there was a knock at the door. "I'll get it!" Snap yelled as he wiggled all the way to the entrance. Then there was vulgar screaming, then the sound of a belt hitting the floor. Two wiggling masses wiggled into the Great Hall. It was Snap, followed by Gilderoy Lockfart. "Im Back!" He yelled. Hermiote stood up and ripped her dress off, "COme on girls!" The whole school was completely revolted, so they ripped off their own clothing and threw it on her. They ran around screaming. Dumbubledore shook his head slowly and let his head fall into his hands and cried. Snap and Lockfart jumped onto the table. Dumbubledore looked delighted as he lifted his head and tossed them microphones, which they caught, Lockfart giggled. Snap belted into the microphone, "Listen Baaaaaaby!" Lockfart stood and looked at Snap stupidly. "Girlfriend, SilverPhoenix already did that..." Snap sat down, "Oh...right" Lockfart nodded.
Snap shot up, "Ooh! Where is our freaky homie?" Just as Snap yelled that, Peeks the Poltergeist wiggled into the room. SOon as he saw the room was full of naked bodies, "Ewww! WHo did this?" In a split second, and Hall turned and pointed at Harry. Peeks swooped down and gave him a big kiss. Ron turned to Harry, "Howth could you leth him do that?" Harry smiled, "Ron, Ill alwayth love you!" The two embraced (eh em...naked.) "Uhhh" The room started to hug. "Listen Baaaaaby!" Peeks yelled, Lockfart began to protest, but Peeks slapped him. Peeks began to sing, "My pants are small I know, but their not yours , they are my own, and-" Harry Pother walked gayly over to the ghost and poked him in the tummy. "Girl, you not wearing any pants..." Peeks looked down, "Why do I forget these things?"He whined.
Harry began prancing around the hall. All the teachers fainted excpet for SNap, Ooody, and FLitdick, instead they just joined him! SUddenly there was a knock at the door. "I'll get it!" Snap yelled as he wiggled all the way to the entrance. Then there was vulgar screaming, then the sound of a belt hitting the floor. Two wiggling masses wiggled into the Great Hall. It was Snap, followed by Gilderoy Lockfart. "Im Back!" He yelled. Hermiote stood up and ripped her dress off, "COme on girls!" The whole school was completely revolted, so they ripped off their own clothing and threw it on her. They ran around screaming. Dumbubledore shook his head slowly and let his head fall into his hands and cried. Snap and Lockfart jumped onto the table. Dumbubledore looked delighted as he lifted his head and tossed them microphones, which they caught, Lockfart giggled. Snap belted into the microphone, "Listen Baaaaaaby!" Lockfart stood and looked at Snap stupidly. "Girlfriend, SilverPhoenix already did that..." Snap sat down, "Oh...right" Lockfart nodded.
Snap shot up, "Ooh! Where is our freaky homie?" Just as Snap yelled that, Peeks the Poltergeist wiggled into the room. SOon as he saw the room was full of naked bodies, "Ewww! WHo did this?" In a split second, and Hall turned and pointed at Harry. Peeks swooped down and gave him a big kiss. Ron turned to Harry, "Howth could you leth him do that?" Harry smiled, "Ron, Ill alwayth love you!" The two embraced (eh em...naked.) "Uhhh" The room started to hug. "Listen Baaaaaby!" Peeks yelled, Lockfart began to protest, but Peeks slapped him. Peeks began to sing, "My pants are small I know, but their not yours , they are my own, and-" Harry Pother walked gayly over to the ghost and poked him in the tummy. "Girl, you not wearing any pants..." Peeks looked down, "Why do I forget these things?"He whined.