something new and written in script form
and animes that need funny,vine looking,retarded,crazy,and abridge phases.
note:I don't own any of these animes.
also,the bold words are titles.
Selling Titans
*knocking on the door.*
Armin-Good afternoon me and Connie introduce you to titans.
Eren-titans?...did you say titan!?
Connie-that's right with or without skin.
Eren-Titans!...Titans!...TIIIIIIIIIIItans!TIIIIIII IIIIIIItan!
*Connie and Armin back away from eren*
Arimin-Run.
*they ran while eren chase them while he screaming titans.*
Hashirama's Nightmare
*hashirama wakes up seeing candles,madara with a rape face,wearing a red robe with a uchiha symbol in the back and a glass of wine in his hand.*
hashirama-Madara?why i'm I tied up and naked.
Madara-Hello hashirama...Welcome ...to infinite tsukuyomi!
hashirama-*looks around*I thought it was the project of the moon eye or something?
Madara-oh...It's a project allright...the project of love.
*bump and grind by plays.*
*Madara took the robe off slowly while shaking his hips*
Hashirama-oh my six paths.
Madara-begin the moon eye plan
*takes the robe off to show a thong with an uchiha symbol.*
*madara had an tattoo spelled hashirama by his butcrack.*
*Madara splash the wine in his face.*
*throws the glass away*
Hashirama-oh shit!ahhhh!
*Hashirama screams and wake up in his bed.*
*Finds mito lying beside him*
Hashirama-oh mito!It was awful... there were candles a-a-and and...
Mito-And Madara.
Hashirama-Wait? how did you...?
Mito turn around and look at hashirama with madara rape face.
Madara-hey baby.
hashirama-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Shinji's Twerking Problem
*shinji kills an angel with an knife*
Misato-good work shinji now...
*drop that dun dun dun plays*
*shinji's Eva twerking*
Gendo-Son...are you twerking?
Shinji-yes.
Gendo-why?
Shinji-I don't know?!And It scare me.
*asuka look at shinji with an shock face*
Asuka-Baka Shinji!
Shinji-yes*still twerking*
Asuka-Stop Twerking!your looking like miley cyrus gay Japanese brother!
Shinji-can't stop twerking!*Eva twerk faster*
Gendo-cut the power.
Maya-but,sir!
Gendo-cut the the power off now!
Maya-okay...sorry shinji.
*maya push the button that turn the evangelion off.*
don't drop that dun dun...dunnnnnn*shuts off*
*Eva stop dancing*
Shinji-Somebody...get me out!
Fuyutsuki-should we help shinji sir?
Gendo-*whisper*
Fuyutsuki-sir?
Gendo-*still whispering*
Fuyutsuki-sir!
Gendo-*he got off his sit*don't drop that dun dun dun!
*awkward silence*
Makoto-Don't drop that...
Maya-Dun Dun Dun...
Shigeru-aaaaaaaaaaa!
Misato-don't drop that dun dun dun!
Everybody-don't drop that dun dun dun!aaaaaaa!
*everybody laugh*
*shinji still in the eva*
Shinji-hate everyone.
Pein's The Sun Is Out And I'm Feeling Okay
the sky is dark
and its starting to rain
i'm going to konoha
and cause some pain.
that's all I can think of today... if you like the shorts.
review and like If not then...I don't know. more coming soon.
and you can tell me the animes. I'll make them into funny shorts. Just write the name in the review.
but,be warn there are other animes I haven't heard or watch write them down so I can
watch .
also write in the review you think is 's all okay... bye...