I wake up in a cold white room. I soon realize that this is my room and that this is my 10th birthday. I instantly become excited, as I know that 10 year olds can begin their pokemon journey. I instantly run to Professor Raichu's lab. As I get there I realize that I am naked, but then a voice inside of my head said "YOLO". As I walk inside Prof. Raichu's lab he greets me instantly "Raichu, raichu." I take out my poke-human translator. It says "You are late idiot, chose a pokemon or die." I walk up to the table holding the three pokeballs. The first pokeball is a magikarp, I instantly realize that its crap so I go onto the next ball. The next ball contains a Ho-Oh, I want to chose that pokemon but then a bullet passes through the window. I hear tires screeching as a truck drives away. "Oh well." I think to myself. The finall pokemon residing on the table is a Charmander, not wanting the magikarp, I take the pokebaall and run outside, still nude. As I go outside the sky turns dark and starts to rain. I send my Charmander out and it just randomly faints. I realize that the fire thingy on it's tail is gone. Not wanting people to trip over the dead pokemon, I drag it over to a nearby pond. There several poke-officers come into action. They tackle me to the floor and attempt to revive the Charmander. They obviously fail. I get dragged to the nearest police station and I get charged with Poke-Homicide. At my trial the judge sentences me to death despite the lack of evidence. They strap me in an electric chair and put my head in a bowl. Just seconds before they pull the lever, Prof. Raichu cames in and electrocutes everyone in the room. Instead of dieing instantly, I suffer blood loss. It took 20 hours for me to finally die. The-End