Genre: Humor
Fandom: Fire Emblem
Type: One Shot
Description: In which Marth is disturbed and Sheeda shows a side to her that is disturbing.
- The Ugly Truth -
Marth twitched. He really hoped this was a nightmare. He looked at his sister's laptop again. Nope, IT was still on the screen. " I think I'm going to be sick..." he moaned. Merric chuckled. Marth glared at him. How did THIS happen again? he thought.
- Flashback -
Marth was feeling good. His sister, Elice , and her husband Merric were visiting him and Sheeda for the week. And we all know Marth LOVES his sister. ( Yeah, that had disturbing implications) Anyway, Sheeda had left to buy dinner and Marth was busy washing the dishes... then he heard his sister's scream from the guest room. Marth, of course, immediately dropped what he was doing. ( Hey, those dishes were expensive!) and ran all the way to the guest room. What he found was... Merric rolling on the floor, giggling like a maniac', and even sweet, lady-like Elice laughing uncontrollably.
" What's so funny?" asked Marth. Merric took one look at him and laughed even harder. "What?". " Seems like your fangirls had fun,Marth.." said Elice, in between giggles. She moved her laptop so Marth could see the screen and..."WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE RANDOM NUMBER GODDESS IS THAT?" roared Marth. The screen was on a website that displayed a lot of (poorly drawn) fanart of him doing...er...sickening...THINGS...with a bunch of other males. Merric laughed harder...
- End Flashback -
"WHO DID THIS?" demanded Marth. "Your fangirls." replied Elice. "BUT WHY?" "They like Yaoi." "AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! BUT... I! AM! MARRIED!" roared Marth. " They do not seem to care." said Elice." This is your fault,Elice! You should never have given me that Tiara!" roared Marth. Merric continued laughing until..."Wait is that ME?" he demanded. "I think so..."confirmed Elice. Merric promptly fainted. "B-but! What would my poor wife say if she sees THIS!" moaned Marth. "See what?" They turned to see that Sheeda was home. "Honey! Don't look at the laptop!" yelled Marth desperately. Too late. Sheeda had already seen. Marth expected his wife to faint...but... Sheeda's eyes seemed to glow and..." THIS IS SO CUTE! Is there any more?" she said. Marth stared at his wife blankly...then realization. The ugly truth. "S-Sheeda? You're a ... a... Yaoi...fangirl..." gasped Marth. He looked like he was going to die...then...Marth's bloodcurdling scream echoed across the country.
- end fic-
A/N: Pathetic ain't it? Poor Marth.