Peach, Zelda, and Samus were hatching a plan at night while sitting in Peach's room
"It's not fair." Said Samus. "those boys get to go cavorting around doing whatever they please!"
The two girls nodded in agreement.
"Exactly!" Peach chimed in. "When I want to sit by the pool not only do I have to make sure I look good for Mario, but I have to make sure I have heavy duty sunscreen, a fresh pair of clothes for each one, and toys."
More nodding amongst the group.
"Alright. I'll get the boys together tomorrow and tell them that under no circumstances whatsoever should we be bothered." Zelda said firmly
The three girls giggled in delight. Oh yes tomorrow the boys were going to watch the kids. All the girls had been tasked with watching the kids. Natural maternal instincts kicked into over drive around those kids. Ness was hyper active and ran around with his timid and shy best friend Lucas. With a courageous and rambunctious Toon Link (Affectionately Toony) tagging along not far behind. Followed by the always together boy girl twins, Popo and Nana respectively, not wanting to be left behind trailing behind them.
While the three girls loved those kids, A break was needed and deserved. The boys could do whatever they wanted even shack up at all hours of the day. Tomorrow the girls were going to spend a day of relaxation. Pit, Link, Marth, Ike, Snake, and Mario were getting a taste of what the girls went through every day.
-Next Day-
Zelda had gathered the boys up very early. She didn't want the kids awake to hear this, and luckily, they had a habit of sleeping in, especially Toony.
Link was rubbing sand out of his eyes, and the other boys were a mess of yawns and stretching.
"What's the big idea waking us up at this God awful hour." Asked Snake lighting up a cigarette.
"Peach, Samus, and I need a break." Zelda started "You all are going to be watching the 5 kids today. We are going out." She waited for a response. She got a fit of laughter and she blushed. Peach stepped up holding a frying pan.
"This is no laughing matter. We love those kids, but it's about time you all stop fornicating and start watching kids. Except for Snake and Mario. Being Samus and my boyfriends you were elected for back up. 6 men should be plenty against 5 kids."
The boys were dumbstruck, but Peach had them. The two couples Link and Pit then Ike and Marth had been unusually, frequent lately. Maybe this would be good for them.
"I love kids!" Pit squealed "If they say no I'll take them!" He giggled.
One by one each of the guys reluctantly agreed. As the girls went to inform the kids of there departure they came up with a game plan.
"We will have breakfast." Link started "I have board games in my room so we can play a few. Then lunch. Marth will have some treats ready to go and we will have a snack at his room. They will have a mock practice training with Mario and Snake with rest of us supervising. Then dinner finish up the day with the pool. Then tuck them in, stories or whatever and bed."
"Easy Peasy!" Said Mario
Yes, all down on metaphorical paper it sounded water tight. But these guys were about to find out these kids were observant, wild, and sneaky.
The kids came running down and into the cafeteria still in pajamas, laughing and talking fast!
"Link!" Toony came running at his bigger doppelganger, hugging him tight "Zelda says your gonna be my best friend today!"
Link nodded and patted the little boys head and he smiled wide before joining his friends in line for breakfast.
The girls showed up with smiles
"Thank you guys and good luck"Zelda said sweety to the boys
"You're gonna need it." Samus Laughed as the girls turned to leave.
The boys filed in line with the kids for breakfast. They herded the kids to one of the larger tables to fit everyone and started eating breakfast as other smashers started waking up.
"why do you have the children boys?" Lucario inquired telepathically
"The girls required a break and demanded we care for them." Marth said stuffing a piece of waffle in his mouth.
"Tough Luck." Lucario said walking off.
"You're Pretty." Said Nana looking at Marth.
He smiled at the sweet girl till her twin broke in
"Yeah, he looks like a girl!" All the tiny smashers began laughing loudly. Hurling insults at each of the guys "Pit looks like a kid" "Mario talks weird." until they got to Snake who shot them a fierce look
"Keep it up you won't have mouths to insult from!"
Nana started crying while the other tiny smashers finished breakfast in silence. After comforting from Marth so did Nana.
"Alright kids." Pit was unfurling his wings excitedly "We are going to Link's room for some board games!"
The tiny smashers ran through the mansion followed by the boys.
"Link, Pit." Ike jogged to catch up "Marth and I thought it might be crowded in your room so we are going to start baking some treats."
"Is that a code phrase for something" Pit inquired.
Ike Blushed "No! We are really going to get baking!"
Link nodded and the two boys left. Snake stopped them
"I don't do board games I'll meet yoI guys at lunch time." Without another word he left.
Luigi came scrambling down the hall with an angry Bowser chasing after him. Mario gave them a shrug and took off.
The tiny smashers looked up at the two approaching boys
"Where Is everybody?" Ness asked looking behind Pit and Link.
Link unlocked the door "To be honest Ness, I'm not even sure."
A/N) So what do you think? I had what I thought might be a hilarious mix. I don't know if I kept all the characters in character, but I sure tried. I'm not much for writing humor but,hopefully you will get a giggle or two out of my future chapters!