The Story and Saga of Felix Faust. By Goldenglare
Note Before we begin out little story of love, lust, betrayal, and redemption, I just want to get a few things out of the way. First of all, if you are opposed to intense sexual language, content, and themes, get the fuck out of here. Second, if you can't stand the word 'fuck', get the fuck out of here. Thirdly, for those die hard fans of Collette and Regal, I apologize in advance, for I have cut Regal out of the story almost completely and I altered Collette's personality drastically, and some of you probably won't like it or acknowledge it as canon. Next, for the sake of character development, I will henceforth state that Zelos' age is now 19, as opposed to 22 as stated in the game. And finally, to get the right picture of the story, put it in context with the game. Now with the formalities out of the way, let's begin.
Lloyd and the gang have been captured and are being held in the unbreakable cells of Welgaia.
"Are we still alive?" asked Lloyd, examining his surroundings.
"Well, it looks like we'll have our lives at least until they've finished preparing Collette's treatment." Said Zelos. "Apparently, she's useless the way she is now.
Genis spoke up. "Maybe we were tricked. He had us gather the materials to treat Collette and then had us bring her here. That sure saved them a lot of time and effort." Zelos cracked his knuckles.
"Kratos used us?" He said, turning to Lloyd. "Did he betray us again?" Regal looked down at the ground and closed his eyes. A sudden crash from above brought them all alert.
"I wonder what that was?" asked Collette. The answer to her question came in the form of a boy with green hair falling from high above with a sword strapped to his back and a sack over his shoulders.
"What the hell?" exclaimed Lloyd. The boy landed expertly on his feet and looked around. After he noticed the captives, he dropped his bag and smiled.
"Oh, hello folks." His disturbingly green hair wasn't the only odd thing about him. He was dressed in an odd assortment of rags and high end merchandise, like an extremely rich peasant.
"Who the hell is this guy?" said Sheena, a little louder than she would have liked.
"Oh, excuse me. My name is Felix. Felix Faust. I'm just a thief passing through.
"Excuse me," broke in Raine "but you do realize where you are, right? This is the city of angles, in the Tower of Salvation." Felix tilted his head.
"Yup. That's the plan. I'm the first guy to steal from heaven." His eyes drifted to Zelos.
"Ahh. So you are the Chosen's escort. I thought I heard something you guys being here." Sheena blew air through her lips. "Hardly. We're not his 'escort'. We just followed this idiot into the tower. If anything, he's traveling with us." From the moment she began speaking, Felix's eyes were fixed on her and he was shaking slightly. When she noticed, Sheena took a small step back.
"A-any way, you guys want some help?" he said composing himself. "I can never leave a beautiful girl and her friends in distress." Sheena sighed.
"Just what we need, another pervert."