Prolouge
It was hot. So hot that the Salamanders and Lizards were going on holiday to cooler climes. Unfortunately this option was not open to the 600 or so students of Washington High. However by now most sane students were at home trying to cool off. No one had ever said the Potters Weasleys and Malfoy's were sane.
Giuliana Potter walked backwards down the sidewalk staring at her best friend, Zisel Malfoy.
"Are you serious?" she asked.
"No I'm Sirius," said grinned her quin.
"Please," pleaded her other quin, Remus "stop with the over used pun."
"Never," cried Sirius in a dramatic fashion.
"What," murmured James Potter "did I do to end up related to these two."
"I'm still wondering the same thing," murmured Lily, the last of the quintuplets, glaring at her boyfriend, David Weasley.
"Anyway," said Zisel slapping her unfortunate twin brother, Julien round the head with a ruler, "As I was saying. I don't think our parents are normal."
"Our parents! Normal!" shrieked Renata Weasley, David's triplet spraying coke everywhere and getting an unnecessary amount of attention from the few people who were out.
"Girl! What are you on?" asked Blanche, the last of the Weasley triplets.
"Nothing you aren't"
"That's meant to reassure me?" muttered Julien, he was instantly concussed again. Suddenly the group were interrupted by Blaise Potter careening down the hill at an unholy pace, her youngest daughter and youngest godson behind her.
"Go pack!" she ordered coming to a screeching halt in front of them,
"We're moving to England."
The group exchanged looks, shrugged and disappeared up the hill.
Albus Dumbledore smiled at the e-mail he had just received from Ginny Malfoy. 18 years ago Voldemort had been defeated, 18 years ago Lucius Malfoy had ascended his throne and 18 years ago Blaise Zabini, Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley and Ron Weasley had vanished off the face of the earth. 1 year later he had received news that. Blaise and Harry, Draco and Ginny, and Ron and Hermione had married. Since then there had been no news except 5 cake besmeared missives to announce the births of, Giuliana, Lily, James, Sirius and Remus Potter, at the same time had been born Blanche, Renata and David Weasley and Zisel and Julien Malfoy. 2 years later Feliciana, Flametta, Vitale and Zita Potter along with Lucius and Jean Malfoy and Jack and Ben Weasley. Another 2 years later Vito Teodoro and Flavio Potter, Helena Malfoy and Jenny and Amy Weasley had come screaming into the world. Yet another 2 years later Fortunata and Michael Potter had joined them as had Joseph Malfoy and Cassiopeia Weasley. Finally 2 years after that Valentina Potter and Robert Weasley had been born. That was seven years ago and nothing had been heard from the 6 (or 36 as they were now) until now. The Potter clan and the Malfoy and Weasley families were coming back to England. He connected his Floo fire to the staff room.
"Severus," he said quietly "You need not make your prayer of thanks that you don't have a Potter to teach this year.
It was hot. So hot that the Salamanders and Lizards were going on holiday to cooler climes. Unfortunately this option was not open to the 600 or so students of Washington High. However by now most sane students were at home trying to cool off. No one had ever said the Potters Weasleys and Malfoy's were sane.
Giuliana Potter walked backwards down the sidewalk staring at her best friend, Zisel Malfoy.
"Are you serious?" she asked.
"No I'm Sirius," said grinned her quin.
"Please," pleaded her other quin, Remus "stop with the over used pun."
"Never," cried Sirius in a dramatic fashion.
"What," murmured James Potter "did I do to end up related to these two."
"I'm still wondering the same thing," murmured Lily, the last of the quintuplets, glaring at her boyfriend, David Weasley.
"Anyway," said Zisel slapping her unfortunate twin brother, Julien round the head with a ruler, "As I was saying. I don't think our parents are normal."
"Our parents! Normal!" shrieked Renata Weasley, David's triplet spraying coke everywhere and getting an unnecessary amount of attention from the few people who were out.
"Girl! What are you on?" asked Blanche, the last of the Weasley triplets.
"Nothing you aren't"
"That's meant to reassure me?" muttered Julien, he was instantly concussed again. Suddenly the group were interrupted by Blaise Potter careening down the hill at an unholy pace, her youngest daughter and youngest godson behind her.
"Go pack!" she ordered coming to a screeching halt in front of them,
"We're moving to England."
The group exchanged looks, shrugged and disappeared up the hill.
Albus Dumbledore smiled at the e-mail he had just received from Ginny Malfoy. 18 years ago Voldemort had been defeated, 18 years ago Lucius Malfoy had ascended his throne and 18 years ago Blaise Zabini, Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley and Ron Weasley had vanished off the face of the earth. 1 year later he had received news that. Blaise and Harry, Draco and Ginny, and Ron and Hermione had married. Since then there had been no news except 5 cake besmeared missives to announce the births of, Giuliana, Lily, James, Sirius and Remus Potter, at the same time had been born Blanche, Renata and David Weasley and Zisel and Julien Malfoy. 2 years later Feliciana, Flametta, Vitale and Zita Potter along with Lucius and Jean Malfoy and Jack and Ben Weasley. Another 2 years later Vito Teodoro and Flavio Potter, Helena Malfoy and Jenny and Amy Weasley had come screaming into the world. Yet another 2 years later Fortunata and Michael Potter had joined them as had Joseph Malfoy and Cassiopeia Weasley. Finally 2 years after that Valentina Potter and Robert Weasley had been born. That was seven years ago and nothing had been heard from the 6 (or 36 as they were now) until now. The Potter clan and the Malfoy and Weasley families were coming back to England. He connected his Floo fire to the staff room.
"Severus," he said quietly "You need not make your prayer of thanks that you don't have a Potter to teach this year.