Heyo. This really, really short one shot is off of something Pheobe said in a Friends episode. So yeah. It'll be hella fun. :)
Ahsoka, Rex, and the Onderonian Rebels sat around the fire. No one said a word to each other and were all just staring into the flames. Rex was desperate to break the awkward tension, so he pulled out his trusty guitar.
Ahsoka stared at him. "I didn't know you could play-"
"I can." Rex interrupted.
Everyone looked towards him.
"Hi everybody. I am going to sing a song about three people in a love triangle. Who I made up."
Ahsoka's eyes widened and she gave Rex a big fake smile. "HA! HA! HA! Haa..." Ahsoka's fake laughter faded into sobs.
She buried her face in her hands as her back trembled. Lux put an arm around her waist.
"Accckkkkk!" Steela yelled.
"Accckkkkk!" Hologram Anakin yelled.
Ahsoka smiled and awkwardly brought her knees up to her chest. She rolled off the bench and landed on Extra One's foot.
"Oww! Shit!"
Ahsoka rolled away from her foot. "Sorry."
Extra One's girlfriend gave her a short kiss on the lips to make her foot feel better. Extra Three glared at Extra one and two, crossing his arms over his chest in jealousy. But who cares about them?
"Fuck my life!" Hologram Anakin yelled.
Ahsoka had rolled out of the room by now and Rex was just sitting there, staring at the mess he created.
He started playing random, clashy, sad chords. "Love, love triangle. Ain't nothing worse than love triangle!" He sang off key.
Lux and Steela started crying. "LooooOOOOOvvveee triANGLE don't we just love to hate on love triangle?!" Rex "sang".
Hologram Anakin pulled his hood over his head as he applied black eyeliner and considered getting a skull neck tat.
Extra Three stormed out of the room. He almost tripped on Ahsoka, who was planking right outside the door. "Sorry." He muttered.
"No, no it's my fault." Ahsoka said, not looking up from the ground.
Back in the other room Rex was standing on the bench, hitting his guitar on the floor over and over again.
"LOVE! LOVE FUCKING TRIANGLE! WOULDN'T YOU JUST LOVE TO SPLIT UP GOD FORBIDDEN BLOODY SHITTY BITCHY MY ASS FUCKING LOVE TRIIIIIIIIAAAAAANNNNNGGGGLLLLEEEEE!?"
He threw his guitar into the fire and laughed as it burst into flames.
Meanwhile, on Coroscaunt, Obi-Wan decided to check up on them. His hologram appeared in the room and he gasped.
Rex was throwing things into the fire, making it grow bigger and bigger as he laughed crazily, Anakin's hologram was decked out in emo clothes and makeup, Lux and Steela were sobbing, Extra One and Two were making out, and Obi-Wan could see Ahsoka's monstrals lying on the ground through a crack in the door.
"Oooookkkkaaaayyyy..." He hung up the phone and sat on the floor where he rocked himself back and forth in the fetal position.
I don't know what I just wrote but yeah. The Extra one, two, and three thing was just something me and my sister noticed in the background of the Onderon episodes. There were these two gay girls who were always holding hands and kissing, and then there was this one guy who was always staring at them and looking really sad. So I put it in here I guess.