Your there at the nexus looking in awe. They did it... THEY FINALLY DID IT! Your in Summoner Rift. IN THE REAL WORLD! Your there with Master Yi prepared to fight. You upgrade your q and rush in to battle with a nothing but a pair of boots. MINIONS HAVE SPAWNED. You decided to go bot with Ashe so you could stare at her rack in real life for the first time. You've dreamed about it but now you finally get to see it. Sadly the person playing here is a guy or else it would be a completely different story. A story for another time. Another day. With a lot less cloths
Miss Fortune decided to go bot and you see her and die because u were too busy looking at her rack. You have a serious problems with girls. and boobs. You re spawn and get your head in the game. You move out to bot and ks miss fortune from Ashe. He gets mad but gets over it. Recall. Statik Shiv. Teleport. Kill minions. Thats the way. You have about 100 minion kills when you see that Lee Sin, Garen, Renekton, and Ashe have all decided to go and take on baron and they tell you too defend and your OK with that. Until you see that they are rushing mid.
Your team is attacking baron while you are fighting lux and miss fortune while not paying attention you use your r and q and see the words DOUBLE KILL flashing upon your face with the brand new upgraded UI. You run out to see the other team Morgana, Ezreal, and Varus coming to attack you all at once. They dont see you so you hide in a bush until it is time to strike. they are all level 8 and your 13,fed, and ready to kill. You meditate to full health and use your ravenous hydra to kill Varus in a quick sec. You use your ult and e to attack morgana and kill her. You see ezreal running and notice he only has 20 health. But... ashe uses her ult from base and you dont know what to do. You Flash use your q and kill ezreal before ashe's arrow can even bass the first jungle. You fall to the ground when you are sudennly awoken with the female announcer yelling the world PENTA Kill in your head. Followed by ACE. Your congratulated and happy but you dont stop. You push mid and destroy the nexus all alone until it happens.
VICTORY!. You leave the game and go back to the new home base where you can just walk around and talk to other leaguers when suddenly you see a tristana running around yelling ITS ALL A LIE, THIS ISNT A GAME. Everyone else just chooses to ignore the troll but you think about it and forget it thinking its nothing. You try to log out but notice that you cant. Darius appears on your screen and whispers. Ever Watch Sword Art Online? you put your head down. Fuck. Why you and why now.