I am Sylar!
Author's Note: I got this idea walking home from a lecture and also because a future episode of Heroes will be called, you guessed it, 'I am Sylar' and I thought why not write a random, one-shot, fluffy fanfic based on the name. So here it is, for your enjoyment.
"I am Sylar," Sylar yelled at the top of his lungs. "I was the one who came up with the name so I am Sylar!"
"You have no right, son," said the Lionel-Luthor-lookalike-who-was-also-Sylar's-daddy. "I am more wicked than you so therefore I am Sylar." He smirked.
Sylar – the original Sylar – bashed him in the head. "That'll teach you," he muttered sulkily as Lionel-Luthor-lookalike-Sylar's-daddy crumpled to the ground. He then looked around furtively and, when sure that no one was around, proclaimed, "I am Sylar!"
Peter Petrelli appeared out of nowhere – apparently he can do that again – and pushed Sylar against the wall (yeah, there's wall). "I am Sylar!" he proclaimed with a smirk.
Sylar the Original rolled his eyes and stabbed him with a pitchfork which had inexplicably appeared in his hand just moments ago.
Peter laughed. "That will not work, Gabby!" he yelled gleefully then stopped. "Wait. I can't remember absorbing that blonde girl's power." He starts looking freaked out. "Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear..."
Gabby giggled and pulled the pitchfork out. Peter's pitchfork wounds healed instantly, leaving him shaky but relieved. "Phew," he mumbled, wiping beads of sweat from his forehead. "That was a close one."
Peter glared at Gabby in mock anger. Lionel-Luthor-lookalike-Sylar's daddy chose that moment to awaken and said, "Now, now, boys. Let's figure this out like the men we are." He then bashed their heads together and immediately proclaimed himself Sylar.
But head bashing would never stop our boys. As one they rose up and threw him off a nearby cliff. And then high fived each other. Thus occupied they failed to notice Luke appear, proclaim himself Sylar and then disappear.
Since Lionel-Luthor-lookalike-Sylar's daddy's death deserved a celebration our boys went forth and partied. Their partying was joined by Adam, who was alive and had up until that moment been living in Belfast of all places. Soon after that Lyle came out to his family about the League he had been secretly running and joined our boys in their partying.
When the party was joined moments later by Hiro and Ando (who commenced making out as soon as they arrived), that Guy Who Wears Those Horned Rimmed Glasses and his Rejuvenating Bunny of a Daughter, the ghost of Eden McCain and Claude Rains the Invisible Man! the party really got into the swing of things.
And thus many things were discovered. But that is for another time and another author to write about.