The Star Fox Letters

by John Jude Farragut

LETTER 4: Falco is pushed over the edge when Slippy carves a bizarre sculpture and has Falco carry it into the exhibition. But when things with Katt get tense, Slippy's art show becomes the least of his problems.

1. Chapter 1

FROM: punkrock83

TO: proudmccloud -URGENT PRIORITY-

SUBJECT: why do I have to type a subject in this thing

FOX!

youre not gonna believe whats happening here. I am THIS CLOSE! to tearing my feathers out I swear to God. I don't care that you were trying to help, I am DONE with slippy being my room mate!

why did you stick me with him! Do you know how long its gonna take to fumigate his apartment! THREE DAYS! three days of MY MOM MAKES MY FOOD BETTER THAN YOU! MY MOM USED TO IRON MY CLOTHES FOR ME! FALCO WHAT ARE YOU DOING! HOW DO YOU GET YOUR BED TO SHAKE LIKE THAT!

Why did you have to leave me with him now! I have no one in their right mind to talk to. Katts gone PMS, Peppys gone out of the state, Bills gone who knows where, and Im going nucking FUTS!

happy honeymoon

falco