The Bro Code
Warnings: hints of NaruSaku + Ino
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Naruto Uzumaki was sitting on top of his desk, a moronic grin on his face while armed with a thick red book.
"What are you talking about, dobe?" Sasuke grumbled.
"It's the Bro Code!!" Naruto announced. He stood up on his chair and dramatically flipping the book open, read loudly, "The important principles that all men should live by! The first rule: Bros Before Hoes!"
"What did you call me, Naruto?!!" Sakura screamed. She was his girlfriend!
"Whoa whoa whoa!" the blonde scrambled off the chair into a defensive stance, flipping through the pages in a panic. "A girl can also be called a bro!"
"So now I'm a boy?!" his seething girlfriend smacked him upside the head.
"Ow, Sakura-chan!" Naruto ducked the next hit and jumped onto the chair next to Ino.
"What nonsense are you sprouting now?" the girl glared.
"Hey Ino-chan, you're a bro too!" the blonde declared. "Rule number two: When in a threesome with another bro, you never make eye contact!" A stupid grin was plastered over his face. "You did that with Sakura-chan and me and you didn't even read the book! You must be a true Bro!!"
Oh. Crap. Now he had two furious females chasing him around the room. Sasuke rolled his eyes.
"How troublesome," Shikamaru grouched.
"But what about us?" Tenten asked indignantly. And then it struck her. "I know! We'll make our own book!"
"I-I agree with T-Tenten-chan," Hinata twiddled her thumbs shyly.
"Yes! It shall be called The Sis Code!" Tenten shoved her fist into the air proudly. "And the first rule will be…uh…"
"Chicks before dicks!" Ino yelled from across the room. Sakura currently had her boyfriend in a half-nelson. "Say it, stupid!"
"But it's not trueee!" Naruto wailed.
Shaking his head, Sasuke couldn't help but realize the irony in the situation.
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A/N: Lawl XD The result of my overhearing a conversation during chem class. Gift for Fayte Angel.