Okay it's me again, another story, well not really. Oh and before I start, Dark and Krad are separated from their host, for reasons unknown. This also includes some languages such as Ancient Greek or Latin, I learn them, whisper to you –private tutor-. I don't know how many stories there'll be on here, well when I come up with I ideas I put it on. Why am I putting all my ideas into one story, well 'cause I have other stuff to do and that. This is yaoi, okay, the pairing are:
Daisuke/Satoshi and Krad/Dark. I love myself
Riku stood in front of Daisuke chatting to him, wearing her blue bikini. Then Dark came up running, behind the pair, in slow-mo, just like in Bay Watch. He had blue swimming shorts on. He stopped just behind Riku, then smoothed his hair backwards (in slow-mo) then said,
"Hello Riku," saying it just like John Travolta.
She slowly turned with anger in her eyes, as soon as her eyes met Dark's she gave him "the glare form hell" or as the Greeks called it "Arthro kakos"
He pulled back immediately, hair standing on end, arm above his right shoulder and left leg just above the right knee.
Then, as if Fate didn't like Dark, Risa came running along in slow-mo, as she ran she used her forefinger to brush her hair back while shaking her head (in slow-mo), then as she ran towards Dark, Dark screamed and started running away from Risa, screaming,
"Help, help me!"
Then suddenly, Krad flew out of nowhere and butted Risa out of this scene (actually just into the water), Dark stopped then, turned around as Krad walked up to him. Dark put his arm behind his back and smiled shyly.
"Thank you," he said to Krad, just then Risa jumped out of the water onto Krad, her face red with anger.
"Krad, I'm so gonna kill you," Riku shouted whilst hitting the top of Krad's head.
"Get off him, woman," Dark shrieked, trying to pull Riku off Krad.
Riku looked over at the trio,
"Wait for it," Daisuke said under his breath, "Wait, 3,2,1, now."
"Get off my sister, you perverted freak," Riku said as she walked off towards the struggling trio red in the face. Daisuke shook his head while watching the struggling people.
Suddenly he felt a hand on his shoulder,
"Arrh, rapist," Daisuke, snatched the hand from his shoulder, leaned backwards, pulled the hand forwards, performing some karate move.
"Why on earth did you do that to me for?" Satoshi asked from his position on the sand.
Daisuke clamped his hand over his mouth,
"I'm so sorry, I didn't know it was you, I thought it was a rapist,"
"A rapist," Satoshi nodded his head sarcastically.
Satoshi looked over at the still struggling figures at the sea's edge,
"Wanna dump this taco stand, and come take a walk with me?" Satoshi asked putting his hands into the pockets of his shorts.
"Why, thank you,"
The pair walked away toward a rather "secluded" area of the beach.
As soon as the pair walked out of their sight, Dark, Krad, Riku and Risa stopped their fighting.
"See, I told you my plan would work," Krad said in the I-told-you-so way.
"Yah, yah, no need to gloat," Risa said
"Lay off him," Dark squinted his eyes at Risa.
"Now for phase three of my plan, Dark come on," Krad pulled Dark towards where "the pair" had walked off. And the sun was setting.
With "the pair""Wow, the sunset is really beautiful, thanks for bringing me here," Daisuke smiled watching the sunset.
"I know," Satoshi moved his right hand towards Daisuke's. The hands touched. Instinctively, Daisuke snatched his hand away, but then on later thinking, laid his palm on Satoshi's hand.
Daisuke turned his head to look at Satoshi, only to find himself staring into icy blue eyes, their faces moved closer, closer, and closer, only an inch apart, then… somewhere a stupid seagull (Satoshi felt like he could kill that certain bird) squawked, bringing the pair to their senses. Daisuke snatched his eyes away from those icy blue orbs, his face almost as red as his face.
"You know Krad and Dark are like totally crushing on each other, do you think they'd do something like this, looking at the beautiful sunset?"
"No, Krad isn't that romantic, he wouldn't go all slow, he'll go full on,"
Daisuke laughed, still with his palm on Satoshi's hand, he rested his head on Satoshi shoulder.
Somewhere in a bush behind "the pair", a voice sounding a lot like Dark said,
"What they think we like each other, yah right, like that could ever happened," but somewhere in the heart of the owner of that voice, there was hope.
"Erm, do you wanna go stargazing with me tonight," said another voice that sound conspicuously like Krad.
"Erm, okay, but…"
"Here come the but,"
"But, could I bring some popcorn,"
"Erm, okay, sure."
"Cool, it's a date,"
ah the first chapter done, update really soon.
oh and review please nn.
