Didn't see that coming, A Teen Titans fanfic
It was an average day in jump city. The birds were singing their joyful songs; citizens were enjoying the hot weather by sunbathing in the park, or running around playing sports like soccer, football, and in some cases basketball. Today is also the day that the cities famous superhero team the Teen Titans decided to go to the park. Everyone was eating their lunch and chatting happily to each other at their table under a tree to provide them shade as they ate. Cyborg was enjoying a large burger that he had put together himself, "Friend Cyborg," asked the beloved alien Starfire. "What is that you are eating?" Cyborg placed the burger down upon his plate and burst out, "This Star is the Cyborg super, mega meaty artery clogger!" Everyone stared at him. "Well let me explain. This burger with half a pound of beef, three slices a' cheese, a slice a' tomato, some lettuce, two strips a' bacon, a pork chop and ribs, all wrapped up in a sesame seed bun!" Stafires eyes lit up, "Oh friend Cyborg that is a most wonderful meal! May I try some?" she said whilst floating into the air. "Sure," said Cyborg as he passed her the burger.
Raven shook her and then buried her nose in her book again. "Hey Rae! Whatcha readin'? asked the green changeling known as Beastboy. "A book," said Raven in her monotone.
"What's it about?"
"Why do you care?" Raven replied rudely.
"Jeez, I was only askin' ya don't have to start getting' all cranky."
"It's not my fault I get angry, you provoke me!"
"Oh yeah, by asking you a simple question!?"
"Just leave me alone Beastboy. You're giving me a headache."
"Fine. How about I just go back to the tower right now and leave you alone! Would you like me to do that?!"
"Yes if you wouldn't mind, that would be great," sad Raven sarcastically.
Beastboy morphed into an eagle and flew of without another word to Raven or the other Titans.
"Maybe you should apologize when we get home, friend Raven," said Starfire quietly. "Why should I apologize!" yelled Raven. "He was the one who started it all!"
"Y'know Raven," said Robin. "I think you should apologize. You were the one who started it, you know that."
"Fine," said Raven moodily. "I'll apologize when we get back home." Then out of nowhere a thunder cloud roared in the distance. Thick grey clouds formed together quickly and lightning streaked across the sky. "I think you might be apologizing earlier than we thought Rae," said Cyborg looking up at the storm clouds. A large drop of water landed right on Starfires nose and she screamed, "Help there is something attacking us from the sky!!!" she yelled her eyes glowing green as she readied her starbolts. "It's just the rain Star, it's nothing to worry about," said Robin comfortingly.
"C'mon ya'll," said Cyborg, "let's get our stuff and head back to the T-car." Everyone gathered up their belongings and headed to the car park in which said car was waiting. Raven was up front with Cyborg who was driving (obviously) and Robin and Starfire in the back. "Y'know Raven," said Cyborg, "with the way you and BB fight, people could mistake you for a married couple." Raven shot Cyborg a death glare and then said, "Well don't worry Cyborg, me and Beastboy will never be married, or a couple, you can count on that."