A/N: This story is completely random. It is not meant to be well-written, nor is it meant to make sense. With that info, please read!
June Pippinpaddleopsicopolis was walking down the halls of Casper High, when suddenly, someone came crashing through the window on a motorcycle. It was Robin, the Boy Wonder! Shortly after him came a big, orange alien that looked sort of like a dog (except it had no eyes).
Then, there was a loud crack as three teens brandishing foot-long pieces of wood appeared out of nowhere. June thought she had seen it all until a sapphire dragon with a young man on its back completely destroyed the roof of the school and landed on the floor.
Another window was broken as a tall man in all black who sounded like he was breathing through a straw entered the school. He said, "Luke… I am your father!"
"What the hell? My name is June Pippinpaddleopsicopolis, not Luke!" the student of Casper high shrieked. Then, she shrieked even louder as she was bombarded by a horde of wild-looking cats.
"Kill the corrupted Twoleg!" one of them screeched.
She could still feel their sharp claws on her skin when she felt something slam into her head. "HA! That's what you get for upstaging the omnipotent Sharpay Evans!" June turned around and saw a preppy-looking blonde. "Oh, wait, you're not Gabriella," the blonde muttered.
Then, some red dragon crashed through yet another window. He suddenly changed into a human. "Aw man!" he yelled.
As if the poor school hadn't endured enough damage already, a colorful bus driven by a teenaged redhead hurtled through the wall. A multitude of odd-looking creatures poured out of it, some of them screaming wildly.
"WHAT DID I EVER DO TO DESERVE THIS?" June screamed at the sky, falling to her knees and fainting on the spot. Everyone in the vicinity suddenly fell silent. Except for a cricket, which was soon found and killed.
Then, something horrible happened. Prince Zuko walked into the room, holding hands with… SAM MANSON!
Everyone screamed.
Danny Phantom flew into the scene, and immediately was shocked. He flew away, crying his heart out without actually knowing why.
Everyone looked at each other.
"This place is way fucked up. I'm outta here!" yelled the guy on the back of the sapphire dragon. And he flew away.
POP! The dragon and rider disappeared as they flew through the sky.
WACHA! The man dressed in all black who sounded like he was breathing through a straw disappeared.
BEEP! The eyeless dog was surrounded by red light and disappeared.
"GAH!" Prince Zuko died.
"NO!" Sam screamed.
"YES!" Danny bellowed, still not knowing why.
POPWACHABEEPGAHNOYESKAZOOM! Everyone else disappeared, and then June Pippinpaddleopsicopolis woke up.
"They're… they're gone! YAY!"
BAZAM! She died.
THE END!
A/N: So, what do you think? (is answered with blank stares) Well, yes, my writing tends to do that to people... Please review! And if anyone can guess ALL of the TV shows/books/movies I used, you get a cyber high five! And also a cyber hundred dollar bill!
