"I'm Sorry I'm Not My Brother" : By Chantela.
A glimpse into Faramir's thoughts on himself, Boromir, and Denethor at key points in "The Return of the King." Yes, he's a troubled character to say the least.A parody of "Perfect," by Simple Plan. Given the similarity between Faramir's situation and the unchanged lyrics of "Perfect," I won't be surprised if this has been done before, in which case I apologize.
Hey, Dad, look at me.
Get off your throne and talk to me.
I let the city fall and ruined all your plans.
Do you think I'm wasting your time,
That I'm no good to you?
It hurts when you disapprove all along.
And now I'll try to retake it.
I just wanna make you proud.
Gandalf says that you really love me, too.
I can't pretend that he is right,
And you can't change me.
'Cause we've lost Boromir.
I can't take his place.
I'm sorry I'm not my brother.
But it's just too late.
I can't bring him back.
I'm sorry I'm not my brother.
I try not to think about
All the pain I feel inside.
Did you know that I loved him, too?
The day Boromir spent with me
Now feels so far away,
And it seems like you don't care anymore.
And now I'll try to retake it.
I just wanna make you proud.
Gandalf says that you really love me, too.
I can't pretend that he is right
'Cause you're sending me to die.
'Cause we've lost Boromir.
I can't take his place.
I'm sorry I'm not my brother.
But it's just too late.
I can't bring him back.
I'm sorry I'm not my brother.
Nothing's gonna change the things that you said.
Nothing's gonna make this right again.
Please don't burn me at stake.
Pippin's tryin' to tell you I'm alive,
But now you've lost your mind.
'Cause we've lost Boromir.
I can't take his place.
I'm sorry I'm not my brother.
But it's just too late.
I can't bring him back.
I'm sorry I'm not my brother.
'Cause we've lost Boromir.
I can't take his place.
I'm sorry I'm not my brother.
But it's just too late.
I can't bring him back.
I'm sorry I'm not my brother.