QE:This is a story about Yuffie being bored and decides to torment Vincent cause no body else is up.

Evestar:Cloud Tifa Vincent and Yuffie belongs to Square Enix.

E.S.P:Also we can write more than Kingdom hearts. *DANCES*

Cloud raised an eyebrow when Yuffie walked into the bar grinning with her arms behind her back. That was never a good sign. He shook his head and walked out to do his deliveries. "Bye Yuffie."

"See ya." Yuffie grinned. She felt like the chestshire cat.

Jumping over the bar she stuffed her cargo behind the glasses and quickly raced to her favourite seat in the house and picked up Alice in Wonderland. It was a good job she knew the story. It was her only entertainment on rainy days, like today, that and annoy and/or steal from people. Unfortunately the only person awake and conscious left was Vincent. A small flicker of an even bigger grin danced across her face. Oh she was so dead.

Quickly getting engrossed in her book as a loud groan was heard upstairs.

'Showtime.' She giggled in her mind.

There was barely audible footsteps down the stairs and a Vincent stood in the door way. Yuffie stayed 'engrossed' in her book.

Vincent hurried past and straight into the washroom at the back. Then out again. "Yuffie have you seen any of my clothes?"

Yuffie fainted innocence and looked up. Worst idea ever. Vincent was wearing nothing but a towel so she got a good look at his toned torso. She mentally had to thank Luceria, if she ever found her, for whatever her role was in making him what he is.

"Yuffie?"

"What?" She asked tearing herself from his abs.

"Have you?"

"What?" Man did she feel stupid. Never ever in her life she would have though Mr. McCreepy Vampire; fit, hot, sexy, drool worth etc.

"Have you seen any of my clothes?" Vincent asked rather embarrassed.

'That's so cute.' Yuffie thought before slapping herself mentally. "No. What would I have to do with your clothes?"

He watched her carefully. "You going to give it up anything soon?"

She shook her head. Trying to stay focused on his deep scarlet eyes. NO. Pale crisp white porcelain skin. NO. She gave up. This was the main reason she hated to torment Vincent. He screwed with her head just being there.

"Now?"

"No." She fidgeted as Vincent got closer.

"Now?"

She shook her head. Words failed her. Her heart beat in excitement. This was her favourite bit.

Vincent closed the gap and kissed Yuffie deeply. First she panicked trying to push him away then slowly she returned it.

Vincent backed off. "Now?" A small grin crossed his face.

Her eyes betrayed her.

He grabbed the parcel and walked up stairs.

That was the bit she loved the best. Next was the icing on the chocolate cake.

"YUFFIE!" She grinned returning to her book. She was going to die either way. She already started planning tomorrows prank.

Cloud and stretched as he walked upstairs. He had to have the most demanding customer on the day he had little sleep. He started to undo his armour as he walked into his room.

"HI CLOUD!" HE looked up to his ceiling. There hung the great ninja Yuffie held there by duct tape. "Can you let us down?" She smiled sweetly.

Cloud raised an eyebrow and looked to his left to see Vincent, with a pink scarf, had suffered the same fate.

He turned around, walked away and shouted. "Tifa. I think I'm going nuts."

"Why?" She answered back.

"Yuffie and Vincent are duct taped to my ceiling." He said worriedly he stood behind the bar with her.

"Oh that. They woke me up this morning."

Cloud nodded and stayed where he was. He wasn't going to deal with it now.

Evestar:Now to organize a party. and deal with morons.

QE:I feel like Tifa.

E.S.P:Now where is the Duct tape.

QE:*rolls eyes* Please review.

Evestar:Why Cloud?

QE:Excuse to look at pictures of him.