Authors Note:

Okay, so I haven't written anything on my other fics in a while, but I hope to update them soon. I thank everyone that has read them and enjoys reading them. Please put up with me for a while longer ..

Anyway, this is my first Saiyuki fic and I hope it turns out well, so please be nice to me.

The Sanzo party ends up going through some kind of dimensional warp that takes them out of the world of anime and manga and place them in the real world, hence the name of the fic. Don't worry, it has nothing to do with that crappy show on MTV.

I own nothing but the character I made up and the situations. Everything else belongs to it's respected owners.

Please enjoy and comment! XD

Warp

Goku charged Kougaiji, knocking him to the ground. Kou screamed as his arm snapped. The sound was sickening.

"Big Brother!" Lirin.

"Kou!" Dokugakuji.

"My Lord!" Yaone.

Kougaiji's party abandoned their fight, rushing to their leader. Goku jumped back, falling in beside Sanzo, Gojyo and Hakkai. The watched as Dokugakuji strung Kougaiji over his shoulders. Turning, he stared at Sanzo. "For now, we'll end our quarrel, but next time do not expect any mercy."

"Whatever." Sanzo lit a cigarette and turned away, walking towards the jeep. His party followed, grumbling about food, women and supplies. Hakkai started the jeep, then began to head in the direction of the next town.

"Hey, Hakkai! How long till we get there? I'm starving!" Whined Goku.

"I swear eating is the only thing your monkey brain knows. Just stop complaining already!" Gojyo puffed on a cigarette and flicked Goku's ear.

"Who are you calling a monkey you pervy water sprite! Shut up! I can't help it if I'm hungry!"

"What did you say you stupid monkey?!"

"Shut up!" Sanzo's gun clicked and Gojyo and Goku became best friends.

"Now now, Sanzo. Don't be too rash. If you shoot them, won't you be wasting bullets?" Hakkai politely intervened.

Putting his gun away, Sanzo clicked his tongue. "Damn."

The next few hours were passed in silence until the ground before them started to disappear. The air started to shimmer and move about itself circling the jeep. "What the hell is going on!?" Gojyo shouted.

"I don't know, but I don't sense any youkai involvement. This is something entirely different." Sensibly, Hakkai stopped the jeep and held on. "I have a feeling that things might get rough, so everybody please hold on to something!"

In a matter of moments, the jeep and the Sanzo party were engulfed in the shimmering air. As things began to calm down, the Sanzo party was nowhere to be seen.

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Kessa closed her manga of Saiyuki and placed it on her side table. She groaned in frustration. "Damn. Why can't guys like them exist in this world. It's so irritating."

Moving across the room she flicked off the bedroom light and strode into the living room. She grabbed a cookie and put in a movie, hoping to find something to keep her awake for the meator shower.

An hour later her muscles were so stiff and tight from clutching a pillow through the whole of the movie. Deciding she had had enough of scary things for one night, she made her way to the bathroom. A hot shower will do me some good, she thought to herself. Stepping under the spray, she sighed and ran her hands through her hair, letting the water run over her. She washed her hair and body, then stepped out, wrapping a towl around her. Seconds later a scream pierced the air.

Forgetting about drying her hair she ran out of the house, clad in a towl, only to stop in her tracks. Four bodies lay in her front yard, motionless, and a jeep was rolled to the side. Quickly, she ran to the first one and turned the body face up only to gasp in shock. Taking a second look at the other three she stared in wonder.

"Is everything alright?" Her neighbor, Jim, was there in a flash and helping her lift the one man off the ground.

"Yeah, just my cousin and his friends being stupid again. Can you help me get them inside?" Why was she lying?

"Sure."

After we had them settled on pallets in my living room, Jim left and I got dressed. Sitting on her couch, she stared in awe at the sight before her. She wasn't sure if she was dreaming, but she really didn't care. Her only question was why was the Sanzo party in her living room?

Authors Note:

Thank you for reading the first chapter. Again, I shall try to update as soon as possible! Thank you!