Hola there, my name is Anatasia Jacquelina La Epoche and I am almost 18 living in Kanto, Japan! I am very fluent in japanish speak and I also take French classes at the trainer school where I excel at my studys with all As and one li'l B! My dark hair is shiny black like an obsidian-died moon in the night sky which it reaches to my mid-back and is thick (I hate that) and silky smooth like diliated oil, and my eyes are bright and chartreuse with shimmering bands of stars of cerulean that spreads all over, I have smooth and belishfree pale skin like a vampire but you know I AM NOT ONE AND I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE SAY SHIT LIEK THAT, plus mi legs are tall N (lol!) paltry plus pallid I hate it when people say that i look emashitated but lol w/e ALSO fuck those hornayy pervs that think i am hot, i'm only 18 you SICKO! Go fap to Iris tyvm!
Anyways today was very bright even tho it was only like five in the morning. I was awoken by my hyper crazy as hell squirtle which I nicknamed Li'l Squirty (ew not like that you sicko) BOUNCING on my bubble BUTT! on his SHELLDERBACK! I was very mad N (lol!) grabbd his head and threw him off da queen-sized bed w/sleek sherets. Then I fed him xanax aaaanddddd (AN: i can't make that joke all the time u know ;)) cramped it in da pkoeball and jumped back in slumber and dreamed of hot bishie guys sexing and doin yaoi! a MONTH later, the same freakin' stupid turtle WANNABE! woke me up at exactly five o'am and did THE SAME thing AGAIN! (Sorry I haveanger problem) I was so mad I screamed "Holy mother of Arkuze damns you to ur pokeball!" and after pissing it back in its balls threw da lil Squirty outta teh window into the bay a mile and half away! Maybe I should tryout for softball next season.