South Park Dares.
- Cuz you knew it would happen one day.
x Series; South Park, duh?
x Genre; Humor/romance.
x Rating; T-rated. [For now.]
x Warnings; May contain yaoi, shounen-ai, yuri, shoujo-ai. And I swear a lot.
x Limit of dares; 7
x Review to make a dare.
x Disclaimer; I don't own anything this fanfic.
x Dedicated to; Wifey.
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Chii: Hiii. :D
Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Kenny: Yo.
Chii: So how does it feel to be going to be used as toys by complete strangers and probably getting tortured and lots of thing? :D
Kyle: ...Shit? Dx
Stan: Hell. ._.
Cartman: Screw you. -.-
Kenny: I honestly don't care.
Chii: THAT'S THE SPIRIT KENNEH! WOOOHOO! 8D
Kenny: ….-laughs-
Chii: Kyle should join a club, Cartman should lose some weight, and Stan should really stop hanging out with the faggy Goth kids.
Kyle: ...A club? D8
Chii: ...A strip club. -takes out a lolli and licks it-
Kyle: -jawdrop-
Stan, Cartman: ….
Chii: I know you fags would like it.
Kenny: ..Everyone would. -rolls eyes-
Chii: True...
Craig: -appears out of nowhere- KEENNY! D
Kenny: ..What is it Craig? o_o;
Craig: Did you steal my underwear last time you we're at my house? -screams-
Chii: ...This would be the first time Craig loses his coolness, wow. And underwear...?
Craig: -suddenly noticed everyone else- ….No nothing..
Tweek: -suddenly runs into Craig- CRAAAIG! Q_Q
Craig: ...Hi Tweek.
Chii: You two should find Candyland!
Tweek: GAH! THE CANDY WILL KILL ME! JESUS! THE PRESSURE! DX UGH! UNDERPANTS GNOMES!
Craig: ….Calm down Tweek, calm down.
Tweek: -spazzing out-
Chii: And there you see that Tweek is little of a pussy that's scared of candy, which no one else is. Congrats.
Craig: -facepalm-
Chii: Candy is a funny thing really. :D And Bunny, Style, Creek, Crenny. Et cetera, et cetera~
Craig, Kenny: ...Eh?
Chii: I WON'T TELL YOU SUCKERS! :D
Kenny: ...Okay?
Chii: Yeah, unless you give fatass a blowjob.
Kenny: ….No.
Craig: Never ever in fucking life.
Cartman: ...I need some love! -sobs-
Everyone: -ignores him completely-
Chii: Oh I'm surrounded by fags... And I completely love it! :D
Kenny: -stare- That was the first time I heard someone say that.
Chii: And probably not the last time either. :D
Stan: -sigh- You're wife must be something special if you're like this!
Chii: ...Yeah.. Yesterday, we talked about never getting drunk, cuz if that happens and we're alone together, who knows what would happen? D: We don't want to fuck each other!
Stan: …Wow.
Chii: She's awesome. XwwwX'' And cute! :D
Stan: ...And yet you're the uke, what a shame.
Chii: Well I don't become a faggy goth atleast like someone else here, Kyle's little buttbuddy. :'D
Kyle: …..
Stan: …...
Chii: I love you too. :D
Cartman: Chii, I'm pretteh sure you can't talk in an another language than english! |D
Chii: Actually, I can.
Cartman: Prove it!
Chii: 'Jag såg din moder knulla med Jesus igår.' Translate that dude.
Cartman: ….I don't get what it means. D;
Chii: The one who can translate that sentence into a correct english I will let you come in as much you want to hug these people and lots of others. Since I dedicated this to my Wifey she can do that anyway. So if she translates it it doesn't count. :D But I actually can my own language really well so yeah. (:
Cartman: …...Am I sure I want to know?
Chii: Maybe.
Kenny: Fer sure maybe~!
Chii: Fer sure not! xD
Craig: -facepalm- Perverts everywhere. Dx -flips everyone off-
Chii: -lmao-
Kenny: Aaww Sweetie don't be like that!
Craig: -raises eyebrow- ...Sweetie? x_x
Kenny: Yeah! :D -hug-
Chii. -stopped laughing- ...I think we end it here, see you in next chapter! -flip off-
Everyone: YEAH! :D
Craig: -flips everyone off-