Hey so My dog had passed away so i was trying to cheer myself up. That's when I watched the song "talk dirty to me" and i was thinking about robin and this idea came to me. Hope you like it.
Also I don't own young justice or talk dirty to me.
It was normal day at the watchtower. Everyone on the young justice team was visiting it but robin, who had a day off and decided to rest at the cave.
At 2:00 pm all the young justice members were called to the monitor room. When they were assembled, Flash had a huge smirk on.
He simply pointed to the video feed of the cave and said "watch."
They all looked closer and saw robin doing something with the radio. Then "talk dirty to me" by jason derulo came on, blaring.
Robin then started dancing like an idiot, clearly forgetting there were security cameras.
"But your booty don't need explaining"
At that shaking his butt. Wally started to snicker, about to break.
"All I really need to understand is, When you talk dirty to me"
Then the 13 year old started pointing at himself and started doing flips.
After a few more lines came on,
"Our conversations ain't long, But you know what is"
And with that he smirked ironically at a camera and and started twerking.
Wally started rolling on the floor from laughter with artemis on her knees, grabbing her sides. Conor just looked confused as M'gann blushed. Rocket held on to aqualad, who with roy looked startled, probably from robin's behavior. Zatanna just fanned her face, her looking quite red.
"Talk dirty to me (what?), Ooh, oh, yeah, Get Jazzy on 'em"
And with that Robin pointed to himself, a big grin on his face.
"Have you showed it to batman yet?" wally asked.
Flash looked at him like a genius. He rushed out of the room and brought batman back with him. While batman glared at him, Flash looked at him and pointed to the screen, both happy and scared. As batman looked at the screen robin was now dancing to "Im sexy and know it"
When ever the song sang, "Girl look at that body", robin would flex to the beat.
Batman could only widen his eyes, which cause the flash and his nephew to laugh harder.
He stood like that for most of the song until it sang.
"Im sexy and I know it"
And with that robin threw off his shirt and grinned. The team payed attention as he went to his room and slept.
Everyone looked each other. The flash being the supportive surrogate uncle of robin gave everyone disks of the incident for,"blackmail".
That night when robin came home batman just looked at him.
Batman didn't look surprised when he heard robin say under his breath,"Dam it!"