Author's Note: MUHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! *laughing in hysteria* "Read my MINIONS!"

READ THIS FIRST OR MY HINATA BOT 3000 FROM THE FUTURE WILL GO TO YOUR HOUSE AND STEAL YOUR SHOE LACES, DRINK ALL THE MILK, AND WATCH EVERYTHING THAT'S ON PAY PER VIEW

This story was mean to be funny at first seriously it was all about the comedy at, first quick short and funny, but for some reason it just kept getting longer and longer the story took on a life of it's own adding more drama, I don't even like drama, no idea how it happened, just seemed like the right way to tell it, I guess you don't choose your inspiration it merely chooses you to create it into what it had indented to be , so don't ask me why it's the way it is seriously don't, read it and tell me. the meaning is in the search not the creation,

I do not own NARUTO, but if I did Hinata would be mine

That First One Didn't Count

Back at the academy the day before genin exams.

Naruto and Sasuke were staring daggers at each other (again) centimeters apart, fighting over something or other no one really paid any attention any more since it had become a daily routine for them:

"Shut your ramen hole and get out of my face, dobe!"

"Take it BACK teme!"

"Make me!"

Meanwhile in the back ignoring Iruka sensei like usual Kiba and Shikamaru were tossing Akamaru's toy ball around to pass the time, then Kiba through it a bit to far out of Shikamaru's reach, he jumps back to catch it but lands on someone's back. Shikamaru looks back to apologize but the words never left his mouth.

He and the rest of room where focused only on two other mouths. When Naruto was pushed forward his face collided with Sasuke's, and "OMG! They were kissing!" was all anyone could think.

Eye's wide in alarm and horror the two enemies tore away from each other and did the only thing that came to mind. And at the same time each yelled:

"Hinata I need you!"Naruto said to the shy and quiet girl with the lavender eyes now by his side.

"Sakura come here!" was all Sasuke had to say for her to appear be for him in all her pink glory.

Everyone in class was beginning to pull back to their senses when something new put them back into shock & awe mode. Simultaneously and in symmetry Naruto and Sasuke plaster their faces to a surprised and bewildered Hinata and Sakura. It all happened in one motion and couldn't have been better if it was planned that way. (cough, cough)

Neither Naruto or Sasuke would let up until they were sure the kiss from before was washed way by the lips of the girls. Seconds seemed like days in the continued silence as the onlookers simply stared. Finally satisfied the two pairs pulled apart, Hinata and Sakura seemed to melt in each boy's arms (steam practicaly came out of their heads) as they turned into two very content pink and blue euphoric puddles of goo on the floor.

Then Sasuke and Naruto made the mistake of looking back at each other, their eye's filled with rage and disgust. Naruto scooped Hinata from the floor into his chest, "Let's go home Hinata!" and bolted for the door. For some reason the girl was giggling maniacally to herself, she had her arms around his waist and was waving like a flag as Naruto left at top speed almost taking the door off its hinges, " hehehe, ok Naruto-kun!" .

In the same moment Sasuke scraped Sakura off the ground in to his open arms, "Lets get out of here." She had just enough time to wrap her arms around his neck (good thing too) before he jumped out the window seal into the open air, "Oh Sasuke darling!" was all that was heard from a distance.

The room let out a collective breath they were holding, the fast pace of all the shocking events was causing an array of delayed reactions to spread across the class like a wave. Ino looked like she had her hopes and dreams stomped on and crumbled into the wind, she muttered a faint "what about me" had fainted, luckily she was caught by Choji but only because he had forgotten about the chip bag he dropped on the floor. In fact he was so surprised the turn of events that he even forgot he was hungry.

Kiba scooped up Akamaru to place him on his usual perch on his head and was trying to decide whether he should track his friends down or not. He looked over to Shino for some kind of conformation, and as if reading his mind (which would be creepy if he could, cause you know 'bugs') all Kiba got from Shino was a raised eyebrow and a shrug meaning, "Not our business, let them work it out." Kiba knew his friend was right because despite the way he seemed Shino was an observant and caring friend.

Only Shikamaru seemed unfazed by what happened, because he was leaning back in his chair with his eyes closed. On the inside he was sweating bullets, he knew once roomers started people would want to know how it happened,.

All of Sasuke's fan girls (some of whom were just nuts) would blame him for ruining their dreams of taking the last Uchiha's first kiss, and the only one who'd get it worse then him was Naruto, but that was only if those crazy girls would actually harm the son of the Hokage. Few would besides Ino or Sakura (and we know she's not going to do anything) which meant he was done for. "So troublesome, all of it, so much trouble."

Iruka sensei was the first to regain his composer as he tried in vane to regain his class but soon gave up, "Since when did you get here and how much of that did you see sempai." Poof! There was Kakashi with an amused look on his face (for once not reading his favorite series 'Make Out Paradise'), "I was only passing by when I smelled something exciting coming off your students Iruka-san."

The young man could only put his hands in his face as he watched the beginnings of the many stories, rumors, and gossip he was so sure would end up spreading like wildfire within days if not hours all over town, and it was had to be his class.

'Oh, Kami!' he though the last of the Uchiha and the Hokage's son. Please don't let me be the one to tell the lord Hogake. "Kakashi-sempai if Minato-sama ever learns of this would please be the one to inform hi-" Iruka looked up and Kakashi was gone 'Oh great'. What was in his place was a Kakashi plushy holding a note:

"Iruka sorry to leave so suddenly, but I have an urgent secret mission far away where no one will be able to contact me. I'll be back in a few days and will be leaving everything up to you, good luck with Minato 'wink'."

Kakashi H.

Iruka thought to himself "Why of all times, damn him Kakashi." As the bell rang signaling the end of classes for the day Iruka decided to himself that he was going to call in sick tomorrow, as his chattering students began to spread the word to their motor mouthed friends.

Back at the Namikaze manor

Naruto was pacing back and forth in the sitting room with an ecstatic Hinata sitting on his couch. The girl was so happy that you could practically see the thought bubbles forming over her head (FYI some you reading this may start to hear loud wedding bells ringing in your ears, plz don't fight it the urge to through rice/confetti into the air, it just means the subliminal messages are working).

While a mortified Naruto couldn't stop thinking that he just forced himself onto his best friend, oblivious to the girl's joy. "Hinata, I'm so, so sorry! I don't know what came over me. I just wanted to get rid of the taste of 'hate' so bad that kissing you was the first thing that came to mind. Please Hinata can you ever forgive me!"

"Naruto-kun." she motioned for him to sit on the couch next to her 'Oh please let me be able to say this to Naruto-kun'. "N-Naruto-kun I would n-never be mad at you, for_ for anything."

"What. Your not mad, why? I did something horrible to -" he never finished that though because Hinata had pushed him over so he was lying on the couch and had straddled him on the navel just as quickly.

But that wasn't what stunned him the most, it was that her face showed genuine anger now. Naruto was so confused and didn't know what to think about this once shy girl he liked so much. "Don't you ever say kissing me was horrible, I was happy, I thought you liked me" tears brimmed her eyes as she started to shiver over him. Not knowing what to say as his heart filled with sadness and regret at what he said, Naruto could only stare into the two pools of lavender he had grown so accustomed to over the years growing up together.

"Hinata when we kissed it was so good that it seemed erase that bad moment before it." with a hint of a plea in his voice.

At that she couldn't stop herself she clamed his lips for her own, and with out even pulling away she said "If you ever want me to erase all the bad things, all you have to do is ask" with a giggle.

Kushina had just came home from a day of shopping which had been interesting, on her way back she heard a group of young shinobi talking about Naruto and his friends 'Oh well' she thought they were a popular bunch, it made her smile. As she walked into the kitchen (arms full of bags) from the back door she heard a strange shuffling sound coming from the sitting room, 'Must be Naruto'.

As she stepped into the living room only her years of shinobi training kept her from screaming and dropping her bags. Naruto and Hinata 'that hussy' were in a highly age inappropriate position on her sofa. 'She had half a mind to snatch that trick off her son and_ wait this was Hinata and she loved Naruto'.

But that didn't mean she had to be glad about it. Kushina used silent stealth justu to slowly back out of the room, put her bags down and exited the way she came (she is so a cool mom). She decided with a teary huff that they were no longer children and would tell her what was going on in good time.

But that didn't mean she wasn't going to go straight to Minato and tell him what she saw. She took the fasted route to the Hokage Tower, through the woods behind their home.

Woods behind the Namikaze manor

Sasuke had taken Sakura to his favorite place in the village to rest under his favorite tree. Ever since the Hokage forced Sasuke to live with him and his family after the massacre of his clan, he had always found peace among the tall pines, oaks, and spruce. Away from the yellow haired, loud mouth (ugh don't thing about that) fool.

And right now he was enjoying the cooling shade of the forest. Sakura was next to him, panting like she had run a marathon and was trying to catch her breath. He was trying to ignore her but was not quite able to. A light breeze carried her sent over to him 'cherry blossoms' , it was like an adrenalin shot, overpowering all his other senses, it took all his willpower not to jump her then and there. Not sure why he felt that way Sasuke decided to silently brood over the fact that the small grin on his face refused to go away. Sakura on the other hand understood completely.

1. She was panting so hard because of the heavy make out session they had just finished (at the thought little hearts flowed out of her eyes and floated off into the sky)

2. She couldn't catch her breath because Sasuke nearly sucked her voice out her throat 'she could almost see it in his eyes, she thought, destroy every last speck of Naruto DNA by drowning them with Sakura DNA' that made her blush deeper that she already was.

Noticing the small grin on his face with his eyes closed she could tell she had done her job, 'and done it well, if she didn't' say so herself'. Taking the chance of a lifetime Sakura decided to nuzzle herself into his unguarded shoulder.

Sasuke tensed when he felt her lean into him, he was ready to shaker off and bolt. Then, a thought he never had before came to him,

'Maybe he didn't need to be alone and distance himself from everyone every second of the day, and girls weren't just crazy and after him. They were warm and soft and smelled so, so good' and as Sasuke said this to himself he unconsciously wrapped his arm around Sakura's delicate frame amused that she used the new open space to pull herself closer to his core even as she continued to sleep.

Kushina was on her way to speak with her husband at Hokage Tower, taking a shortcut through the woods. As she sped atop tree branches, she suddenly focused her chakra into her feet to root her to the tree she was in, the unexpected stop jerked her forward so she had to steady herself on a nearby branch. Looking down to focus on what had caused her to stop.

It was her foster son Sasuke sleeping under his favorite tree, but that's not why she stopped, it was because he wasn't alone. Which for him was strange. It took Kushina a minute to realize that the girl sleeping next to him was Sakura from his class.

'What the hell was going on today, why were these little tramps getting so close to her sons' ready to break them apart Kushina noticed a small smile on Sasuke's face 'wait Sasuke never smiles, ever. Is he really that happy right now? Maybe it's a good thing that he's found someone to be with (again, awesome mom).

The girl was clearly ecstatic from the look on her face' (probably dreaming about what happened). Letting out a small sigh Kushina didn't separate them, but instead returned to her search for Minato at double the pace. 'I'll make him find Iruka so that bastard can tell me what the hell is going on with her (soon to be full fledged shinobi) sons'

Hokage Tower

Minato, "Ah, ah CHO!" sniff "Hiashi hand me those Kleenex would you please,"

Hiashi, "Here my lord."

Minato, "I know its Spring and all but I'm the freaking Hokage, why do I keep sneezing."

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