A/N: Heya, guyz!8D It's been a while, I know. For starters, I couldn't use the fucking laptop because it's "Holy Week" and such. So I got a replacement: my DVD player!XD OK, so now I'll let you read a story I schemed up days ago (but was lazy enough to actually write it). A crossover between APH and DRRR! Enjoy.:3

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Chapter 1: Awesome Chatroom

April 25; 7:00 AM; Berlin, Germany

"Bruder, you're already in front of the laptop this early? Why don't you just help me out with all these chores instead of wasting a free meeting-less day online?"

Upon hearing his little brother's complaint, Gilbert lazily turned to face him while munching on some chips. Ludwig was always an uptight ass.

"Didn't you just answer your question yourself?" he began. "We're lucky that goddamned American didn't hold another World Meeting like always and that means we're free to do whatever the hell we want! Why spend it on countless chores that aren't actually necessary since you do it everyday? Like grooming your dogs thrice a day. They're already getting bald, West." he finished, getting back to his internet surfing. However, the younger nation wasn't contented with his reasoning.

"C'mon now, Bruder. The dogs are living beings; of course they need high maintenance care. And when you think that what you do is `just enough', you will be unprepared for what lies ahead. So let's do the chores now!" the West German explained. Gilbert rolled his eyes as he faced him again.

"Look. Just because you can't see Feliciano today doesn't mean that you get to ruin my day as well. Hell, you get to rape the guy at least five days a week! Seriously…" he made a comeback, making his brother blush furiously.

"T-that's not—" Ludwig argued which Gilbert again paid no attention to.

"I got tons of sites lined up for me to see and invade. A lot of awesome things have happened since I last logged in (which was yesterday) and I even came across this cool site that hosts chatrooms worldwide! Ain't that awesome? Huh?" he declared with his trademark grin. With that, Ludwig sighed. There was no getting into the East German's "awesome" head.

"Fine. Have it your way." he gave up, leaving his brother's room and proceeding with his chores.

The sound of the door's lock clicking signaled unlimited freedom to the white-haired troublemaker as he excitedly typed a username and a password, clicking the "sign-in" button afterwards.

-Schwarzen Adler has joined the chatroom—

Tanaka Taro: Ah! We have a new user in the room.

Saika: Eh? Really?

Setton: Who could it be?

Schwarzen Adler: THE AWESOME ME HAS COME TO INVADE THIS CHATROOM'S VITAL REGIONS!

Schwarzen Adler: Praise me! Kneel before me!

Tanaka Taro: Uhm...

Setton: Could this be another one of those "internet trolls"?

Saika: I'm not sure...

Schwarzen Adler: Hey! I'm so NOT a troll!

Schwarzen Adler: I'm the same as you other users; seeking an AWESOME chatroom!

Tanaka Taro: Oh, I see.

Bakyura: Welcome to this AWESOME chatroom then, Adler!

Bakyura: With that attitude, I'm sure you're practically an outgoing dude.

Bakyura: We'll get along!

Tanaka Taro: Hey wait, Bakyura!

Schwarzen Adler: Of course we will!

Schwarzen Adler: I'm too cool to not get along with ANYBODY.

Tanaka Taro: Uhh well, in that case, I suppose you will...

Bakyura: Glad you see it that way, Taro!

Bakyura: Now then Adler, you just need to be careful from one user here.

Bakyura: "She's" a real DICK once you get to chat with her.

Schwarzen Adler: Oh?

Saika: Uhm, that's not something to say to someone new, Bakyura.

Setton: That's right! It could scare him...

Kanra: That's SOOO mean, Bakyura!~

Kanra: I'm not like that.=3=

Bakyura: Oh. Speaking of the devil.

Tanaka Taro: Ah, Kanra-san. Good afternoon.

Bakyura: You still buy that, huh?

Schwarzen Adler: Hahaha!

Schwarzen Adler: I've dealt with lots of other girls; why should THIS be any different?

Schwarzen Adler: I've been with this uber shy one, this incest-crazed stalker bitch, and this woman who was actually a MAN in disguise!

Schwarzen Adler: Isn't that enough?

(no replies as of the moment)

Bakyura: HAHAHAHAHA! ROFL!

Bakyura: You sure know your way around town, Adler!

Kanra: Adler-kun, that was funny!~

Setton: That's right. Except for the stalker thing...

Setton: It was kinda scary...

Schwarzen Adler: Well yeah, she scares the shit out of most people.

Schwarzen Adler: Let's stop talking about her 'cause she might appear out of nowhere like she often does when I'm near her brother.

Kanra: So you're bisexual, aren't you?

Schwarzen Adler: What?

Schwarzen Adler: No I'm not!

Bakyura: Kanra, you better shut up now or you'll pay for mentally scarring my new friend.

Saika: Yes. I think that's a good thing to do, Kanra-san.

Kanra: Why are you all ganging up on me?TT^TT

Schwarzen Adler: It's OK you guys.

Schwarzen Adler: Why don't we just talk about what YOU guys were talking about before I came here?

Tanaka Taro: Ah. Thanks for reminding me, Alder-san.

Bakyura: Are you sure you won't feel out of place?

Schwarzen Adler: Nah, I'm too awesome for that.

Kanra: You're quite the guy, you know?

Tanaka Taro: OK then. So, we were discussing about how bad Ikebukuro's been these past few days. Seems like there was a gang war again or something...

Schwarzen Adler: Huh? Wait.

Schwarzen Adler: Ikebukuro?

Setton: Adler-san, you're not from Japan now, are you?

Bakyura: Really?

Kanra: It was so obvious.

Bakyura: What was that?

Kanra: His username literally means "black eagle" in German.

Saika: He's German?

Saika: That's cool...

Schwarzen Adler: Danke, Fraulein!

Bakyura: What's that?

Kanra: Thanks, Miss!

Tanaka Taro: You seem knowledgable, Kanra-san.

Kanra: Oh, not really!~

Bakyura: Bitch.

Schwarzen Adler: So these gangs? Are they really that common in Tokyo?

Schwarzen Adler: 'Cause I have this Japanese friend who tells me a lot about your country; from cultures to the latest anime!

Setton: Oh, they're really common.

Setton: Most of them think that Ikebukuro is already their territory and that no one should come in their way; not even the police!

Setton: And the police are people you shouldn't mess with, by the way...

Schwarzen Adler: Ahh, now I see.

Schwarzen Adler: Tsk! If I were there in Ikebukuro, no one would even DARE to wreck havoc in the city.

Schwarzen Adler: 'Cause the only one who WILL be making trouble would be the AWESOME ME!

Schwarzen Adler: Hell yeah! They'll be BEGGING at my feet, asking me to SPARE their wretched lives, watching me DISSOLVE their own gangs with my BARE HANDS, and those jerks would be hailing me as the KING OF IKEBUKURO!

Schwarzen Adler: That is, if I actually LIVED there. Haha!

(no replies as of the moment)

Bakyura: ... I don't know what to say.

Kanra: YOU'RE SO COOL, ADLER-KUN!~

Tanaka Taro: Yes. Certainly!

Kanra: I wish you lived here!~

Saika: I don't know what Ikebukuro would be like if you DID live here. I wonder...

Kanra: You should fly to Japan TOMORROW!~

Setton: You're a headstrong person, Adler-san.

The Prussian couldn't help but smile.

Schwarzen Adler: Really? Well, I can't ACTUALLY go there even if I wanted to.

Schwarzen Adler: I'm busy most of the time and I don't think my friend would even want me in HIS country.

Schwarzen Adler: He'd probably kick me out, that bastard!

-PM Mode—

Kanra: Seriously, you have to go to Ikebukuro tomorrow.

Schwarzen Adler: Hmm? And why is that?

Kanra: You're pretty interesting, for a nation.

Schwarzen Adler: I know I'm awesome.

Schwarzen Adler: But honestly, men like you have FAR more better things to do than invite me to your city for fun.

Kanra: Really now?

Kanra: Won't you reconsider?

(no replies as of the moment)

Schwarzen Adler: Unless YOU shoulder the fees to get there, pal.

Schwarzen Adler: Then, I'm RARIN' to get out of this house for a trip to Tokyo!

Kanra: Haha. Have it your way, Gilbert.

Schwarzen Adler: You too, Izaya.

Kanra: How'd you know?

Schwarzen Adler: 'Cause I'm awesome. You?

Kanra: 'Cause I'm an informant.

- Schwarzen Adler has left the chatroom—

-Kanra has left the chatroom—

Tanaka Taro: Eh? Where are they?

Setton: That's weird...

Saika: I agree...

"Oi, West!" Gilbert called, walking in the guy cleaning his room.

"What is it?" the blond asked his now smirking older brother.

"I'm going to Tokyo tomorrow!"

April 25; 2:00 PM; Tokyo, Japan

"Oi, Namie-san!" Izaya called, walking in the girl cleaning his office.

"What is it?" the brunette asked the now smirking information broker.

"Someone's going to come and stay here tomorrow!"

A/N: *awesomeness overload* Who knew I could do this?O_O I think I was merely motivated by this: youtube .com/watch?v=LWAEdZ4jVv0 Honestly, I don't know if the characters are OOC and all so PLEASE bitch out your reviews!TT^TT I'm not that good in descriptions and just like I said, my humor runs low when I don't take "drugs". (I'm just kidding! Don't arrest me; I'm not an addict!) Danke schoen as always, everyone.:D