AgentP has entered the chat room.

Strudelcutie4427 has entered the chat room.

Strudelcutie4427: Perry the Platypus, is this your account?

AgentP:…

Strudelcutie4427: HA! I'd know that silence anywhere. It is you, isn't it?

AgentP:…so what if it is? What are you going to do, put a virus on my computer?

Strudelcutie4427: Good guess. I haven't finished my Virus-Inator yet.

AgentP: *rolls eyes*

Strudelcutie4427: So whatcha doin?

AgentP: Just browsing dossiers…reading mission logs…you know.

Strudelcutie4427: You're on the internet reading fan fiction, aren't you?

AgentP: NO. …What gave you that idea?

Strudelcutie4427: I hijacked your video camera and I can see everything you're doing right now.

AgentP: WHAT?

Strudelcutie4427: Yep…that's exactly how I guessed.

AgentP: But…wait. I don't have a video camera.

Strudelcutie4427: Uh, that's 'cause I hijacked it as in…uh, modified it! And it, um…ran away.

AgentP: You're using that voice recognition software, aren't you?

Strudelcutie4427: What? No, no, no…what gave you that idea?

AgentP: Nobody puts 'uh' in their messages unless they want to bust themselves. And I never had a video camera in the first place.

Strudelcutie4427: Got me there. But I'm still right about the fan fiction thing, aren't I?

AgentP: …Yeah, you are. But we never speak of this in front of anyone else.

Strudelcutie4427: I can agree to that. So what're you reading?

AgentP: I'm gonna kill myself later for this.

…Tragedy stuff.

Strudelcutie4427: Really? You don't strike me as the melodramatic type.

AgentP: Maybe that's because I don't speak.

Strudelcutie4427: Oh, yeah…heeeyyy!

You can type?

AgentP: Duh…haven't you ever seen me type before?

Strudelcutie4427: Well, don't get all snappy with me, Mr. Duckbill Face.

AgentP: : (

Strudelcutie4427: You even know how to use those face things!

AgentP: You don't?

Strudelcutie4427: How is it that I can go my whole life not learning this, and a platypus can pick it up faster than me?

AgentP: I live full-time with a teenager…it comes naturally after that.

Strudelcutie4427: What?…Oh, curse you, Perry the Platypus.

AgentP: J

Strudelcutie4427: Where'd you get a teenager to live with, anyway?

AgentP: That's classified.

Strudelcutie4427: Oh, come on. You can tell me.

AgentP: You're my nemesis.

Strudelcutie4427: Exactly! I tell YOU everything…

AgentP: What do you want me to do, tell you my whole tragic life story?

Strudelcutie4427: You have a 'whole tragic life story'?

AgentP: No, of course not.

Strudelcutie4427: Aw, come on. Not even a little tragedy?

AgentP: Nope.

Strudelcutie4427: That doesn't make sense. Everybody has something bad happen to them at some point in their lives…

AgentP: Yeah, I like to think of that part as a little thing called 'you'.

Strudelcutie4427: Hey!

…Wait. Is that a way of telling me that you DO think I'm evil?

AgentP: You can take that any way you like. As for the tragic life story…

That can wait for another day.

Strudelcutie4427: Wait. You DO have one?

AgentP has left the chat room.

Strudelcutie4427: Wait, don't leave yet! What tragic life story? What do you mean, that can wait for another day?

…

You're not going to tell me anything, are you?

…Some nemesis you are.

Strudelcutie4427 has left the chat room.