Nekozawa's Fanfiction

Chapter 1: The Beginning

Haruhi Fujioka sighed, and closed her eyes. She had a reason to be so tired, the host club seemed much more hyper today. Honey had eaten every single sweet in the school and was spinning and laughing in circles, the twins were much more presumptuous and were eager to annoy Haruhi, Kyoya was much more cranky and picky, and Tamaki kept switching back and forth from prince, to 'daddy'. Overall, it was to much for poor Haruhi. Unbeknownst to her, the girls (excluding Haruhi) were fawning over Haruhi's unknown misery.

"Wow, Haruhi is so mysterious sometimes!" One of her regulars, Kimiko Sakurazuka, said

"Such a sweetheart, too. I bet it's about something tragic..." Another girl suggested

"I bet he's thinking about his past life as a prince of a country!" Another girl shouted out, earning a few nods from other guest.

While all the guest debated why Haruhi was so sad looking, Haruhi had snuck off to get some fresh air. Once she was outside, she sat down near a pond. Haruhi smiled, knowing that this was the same pond Seika Ayanokoji threw her bag in.

"Wow..." she thought to herself. "I feel like that happened years ago..".

Her thoughts were interrupted when an all too familiar voice called out to her.

"Haruhi! You have some nerve, leaving us the responsibility of controlling the wild guest!" Tamaki said, chuckling. Haruhi stood up, and bowed.

"Oh! I-I'm really sorry, Tamaki-senpai..." She said. Once she looked up, she saw that Tamaki was cooing and drifting off into a fantasy. She sighed, and started to walk back to music room #3.

Once Haruhi got there, she was shocked to find that the once elegant room, looked like a war zone. The tables were flipped over, there were broken china glass on the floor, and puddles of water and coffee were everywhere. The guest were all gone.

"W-What the hell happened!?" Haruhi asked, shocked. Hikaru wrapped his arms around her, in a frightened manner, with Kaoru quickly copying his brother.

"It's the fangirls, they went berserk!" They said in unison, tightening their grip. They looked back and smirked at the newly arrived Tamaki, who immediately started yelling at the little devils. Haruhi got a broom and started sweeping up the glass.

"How much will this cost me, Kyoya-senpai?" Haruhi asked, in a calm voice. In reality, she was freaking out. She just got out of her old debt, a new one sounds like torture. Sadistic, horrible, torture.

"Oh not to worry Haruhi, I will just pay for it" Kyoya answered, pulling out a card.

"W-Wait, seriously?!" Haruhi asked, surprised. Even the other host were shocked- Kyoya being generous when it comes to money?! It sounded to good to be true...

"Well... When I say I, I mean I will be using the profits from your new photos to cover it.." Kyoya said, in a devious tone.

"Oh, so she's paying for it after all." The twins said in unison, annoyed

"Well.." She thought. "That's the shadow king for ya."

They cleaned up the mess rather quickly, all not wanting to stick around. All seven of the host, even Mori, had the feeling something was about to happen.

"Takashi, I'm scared...!" Honey said, sadly gripping onto his cousins back.

"...I'm sure it's nothing Mitsukuni..." Mori said, with the slightest hint of unsureness. Suddenly, the two cousins heard Tamaki yelling at the twins.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TWO PERVERTS WOULD DO SUCH A THING!" Tamaki shouted stomping his foot up and down, pointing at Haruhi. The twins had 'accidentally' spilled water on Haruhi. This resulted in Hikaru grabbing her chin and wiping her face off slowly with his other hand, and Kaoru kissing away some drops of water that were flowing down her arm.

"It was an accident, boss.." Hikaru began.

"Don't tell me you're jealous that we got to clean her up a bit..." Kaoru continued

"No way, he was trying to make a move on Haruhi by touching her.." Hikaru 'whispered' to his twin.

"What a pervert!" Kaoru 'whispered' back. Tamaki shook his head.

"Absolutely not!" Tamaki screeched. "I just can't understand how my innocent Haruhi could be so nonchalant about men touching her like that! She's a girl, right?!". Haruhi turned to him, glaring.

"Yes, I'm a girl. But, what does that matter? I can't understand why the men at this school act so... strange." Haruhi admitted. Suddenly, Haruhi heard a faint 'meow' and looked down. She saw that she was stepping on Beelzenef!

"Ah, yes.. You can't understand the other gender huh?" Nekozawa said, coming out the door that has definitely always been there. "Me and Beelzenef will help you all understand the other gender better! It'll take a week, but you'll be closer to the different sex than ever before!". Nekozawa laughed, and Beelzenef 'nodded'. Haruhi looked down again, and saw that the puppet was gone.

The next morning, Kaoru woke up yawning. He nudged Hikaru, with his eyes still closed.

"Hikaru, wake up." Kaoru said. His voice sounded way higher than before, so he cleared his throat. Hikaru wrapped his arms around his brothers chest, but he felt... something weird... Both brothers opened their eyes too see 'a strange girl' in the bed.

To Be Continued.

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